Because I'm a terrible person:
http://dumbledoredies.ytmnd.com/ I finished it this morning, and was pleased overall. Rowling wrote better teenagers than last book, where Harry was just unnecessarily angry at everything, apparently to simulate hormones. And I was surprised by the Prince's identity, but honestly, Hermione...couldn't you have made that little connection a bit sooner?
Shut up, all of you that are laughing at me. Shut up.