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santabutt February 20 2012, 07:06:54 UTC
WOW NOT EVEN I AM THAT WHITE

SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER OMG EVEN I AM NOT THAT WHITE

omfg deal with it. so flawless.

WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR PROBABLY. JUST THOUGHT I WOULD BRING THAT UP. PERFECT.

omg i just like leighton because of her skin and beautiful hair (her hair is what my hair wants to be when it grows up) and her dimples and lovely smile. i've loved kristen ever since veronica mars and have you SEEN HER SLOTH VIDEO, BECAUSE DON'T JUDGE TILL YOU HAVE JS.

girl, you don'y even have to tell me. it took me a long time to get in tune with my body. i hated my boobs and my tummy and my nose asdfghjkl; highschool was fun trololol. but idk, it's so tiring always picking at your body. i've learned to love that my body looks amazing nekkid. AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS T B H .

gtfo rest of the world. asian girls are so fucking pretty, like CHINA dolls. i remember there was a girl in my class in 2nd year, who was absolutely gorgeous. like i think i went bi for 3 hours every week when we had class together. white girls had nothing on her.

DID YOU JUST LINK ME TO CINTIA DICKER?
BECAUSE ~SOULMATE
HER BODY IS SO ON POINT
AND FRECKLESSSS
AND GINGER

I HATE BEING BROWN IF ONLY BECAUSE I WILL NEVER HAVE FRECKLES

tru story time; i started buying underwear from american eagle BECAUSE she was the spokesmodel for them. i mean could you resist this?











SO INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS OK











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minyquai February 20 2012, 07:34:02 UTC
SAME HAIR PROBLEM?? ISN'T YOUR HAIR FLAWLESS AND THICK AND AWESOME????
IT PROBABLY IS
MINE IS FRIZZY AND THIN BUT I HAVE A LOT OF IT SO IT LOOKS THICK
(I ACTUALLY LOOKED AT IT UNDER A MICROSCOPE ONCE BWAHAHAH)

(her hair is what my hair wants to be when it grows up)
CREYS.
HER SLOTH. VIDEO. YES. STILL NOT OVER IT. HOW DOES SHE. HOW DID SHE. WAT.
HAAHAHHAHA SRSLY OMG THAT VIDEO WHY!
No, I like her. Them. Idk. They're just not ~striking~ to me idk. I feel like Leighton looks like every white girl I know (plus flawless skin).
She looks like a pretty version of a cousin of mine idek.......
MAYBE IT'S THE NOSE IDK. TINY NOSES.

OMG YOUR BODY LOOKS AMAZING NEKKID?? LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;_;
MY ED COMPLETELY MESSED UP MY SKIN, SO NO AMAZINGITY LOOKING NEKKID........... fml.
But I'm trying real hard to take care of it now and become healthy and fit and strong and Moran und Ende.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. It's so weird. I am pretty much straight (I don't wanna call myself bisexual because I feel like it would discredit actual bisexuals, since I'm just sometimes somewhat attracted to women etcetc and there's too many ~hipster bisexuals~ for my taste rn, so I'm going with hetero. But sexuality is fluid imo etc...... yes.)
SO. I REALIZED. THE WOMEN I FIND ATTRACTIVE OR FALL FOR. AND THE WOMEN I WANNA LOOK LIKE. ARE ALWAYS. DIFFERENT TYPES. OR IDK. It's interesting hum.
Like, I wouldn't wanna look like Taeyeon (although she's beautiful as fuq) but I'm so attracted to her!!! Her attitude and personality and idk what.
Cintia Dicker tho, isn't 'attractive' to me. But I wanna look like her.
DISCUSS.

OMG YOU KNOW
OH GOD
I'M NOT A GINGER FAN IN PARTICULAR
BUT ON HER IT'S JUST........... SHE'S GINGER BUT NOT PINK AND HAS LIKE AWESOME THICK SMOOTH HAIR OH FUCK



HOW IS SHE TAN???

I'M WHITE AND I'LL NEVER HAVE FRECKLES, EITHER (JUST BLACKHEADS, YAY!) SO LET'S CRY IN EACH OTHERS ARMS

Okay this post is depressing.



Makes me wanna die my hair red again.

Fucking.



Hell.



She has that special something, but at the same looks accessible to everyjuan (idek).
Woah.........
Omg her boobs make me cry.

HER FUCKING BODY OKAY SHIT.

Omfg I just realized that her hips are a little wider and for some reason I fucking love it O___________O
Wow. I'm in love with skinny girls with hips, man. Idek.

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santabutt February 20 2012, 18:08:15 UTC
my hair is pretty thick but yeah, definitely frizzy and i need to keep trimming or else i get loads of split ends. ~WHAT IS A GIRL;S LIFE FOR SERIOUS, ALL GUYS HAVE TO DO IS ROLL OUT OF BED AND MAKE SURE THEIR DICK IS COVERED

omg aw ed, oh nooooo I'M SURE YOU LOOK FINE. TAKE MY HAND, TAKE MY WHOLE HEART TOO


tbh, i can so appreciate a lady but yes yes yes so much agreeing with the bisexual comment. i can't think of a specific example rn, but there have been times where i've met girls and I CAN'T UNDERSTNAD HOW MY BODY IS REACTING, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO ATTRACTIVE ETC ETC

omg her in that black dress, no no I WANT HER BODY AND HAIR. asdfghjkl you had karen gillan hair!! i love it!




jesus LEGGGGGS



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minyquai February 20 2012, 18:28:00 UTC
OMG OKAY WOW
I GET MY HAIR DIDZ LIKE ONCE A YEAR MAYBE
BWHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING SLACKER I AM, MAN

MAKE SURE THEIR DICK IS COVERED DEAD

OMG THICK HAIR IS THE FUCKING BEST THO BLESSSSSSSSS

LOL WHAT IS THIS COUGAR TOWN BIG LEBOWSKI CROSSOVER GIF OMG

YESYEYSYES THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING!! LIKE, YES. WHAT I SAID. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE CALLING ME BISEXUAL, IT'S JUST NOT TRUE. MAYBE 90/10. OR 80/20.
THAT WOULD BE GIVING OUT FALSE HOPE OR SOMETHING IDEK
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH A GIRL SOOOOOOOOO IDKIDK

OMG KARENNNNNNNNN IS SO PRETTY!!
THE LAST PIC :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Okay srsly tho.
Karen is so pretty, I see that.
But there's something missing.
Idk. I see her. ANd although she has this icnredible hair and super cute face and bubbly personality.... she still oozes boredom.
idek.
Also her body doesn't impress me, it's weird, I just don't get jealous when I see her O_O
Maybe because she looks naturally skinny and like she's never worked out a day in her life.
Idk. maybe she's.......... too 'perfect'?
I. DON'T. KNOW.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HATE HERE, I'M JUST SO SURPRISED MYSELF BECAUSE MY BRAIN SAYS SHE'S STUNNING HMMMMM

WAY HARSH JAY.

LOL



DRESS IN THE MIDDLE

OMFG

BURBERRY

NOWW

OMG


OMFG!!!



DUUUUUUUUUUDE

GIMME



LOL THOUSAND PICS OF ONE DRESS BECAUSE REASONS

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santabutt February 20 2012, 18:44:52 UTC
THAT GORGEOUS SLIT UP THE FRONT
YESSSSSS
AND HER FUCKING FABULOUS HAIR
oy vey what's her name again?

and LOL YES TO KAREN.
I ONLY TRULY LIKE HER WHEN SHE'S WITH MATT
otherwise she's not really interesting










lol but wtf u guiz really

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minyquai February 20 2012, 19:12:18 UTC
HER NAME IS YOONA
SHE'S KOREA'S IDEAL GIRL (ALSO MEMBER OF SNSD/GIRLS' GENERATION)
SHE EITHER LOOKS SUPER BORING OR SUPER STUNNING IDK
KOREA HAS STRANGE BORING BEAUTY IDEALS.............. BUT LATELY SHE LOOKS SO FAB, ALL GROWED UP IDEK
ALSO HAIR

AND HERE'S YOONA IN SHERLOCKY COATS





BANG BOOM BANG

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OMG S7!! PLEASE BE BETTER!!! I HOPE JENNY COMES BACK!! S6 WAS SHIT!!

HAAHAHAHHAAH THE LAST PICTURE OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MATT SMITH



OR THE JOKER
(SIMPLY ONE OF THE BEST PICTURES IN THE WORLD LOL)

BOTH ACTUALLY

ALSO MATT LOOKS LIKE THE JOKER

MAN UGH KAREN'S HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

GOD THEY'RE REALLY STYLISH AND CUTE AND DOES SHE HAVE A BF OR ANYTHING IDEK? HE'S SINGLE NOW ISN'T HE

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santabutt February 20 2012, 19:24:47 UTC
omfggg
that navy blue coat

CAN I AFFORD IT JS

omg @ your friend

can you sneakily dress him up in tweed and bowtie and a fez

shhhhh just do it

I THINK SHE BROKE UP WITH HER BF
I JUST WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED OK

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minyquai February 20 2012, 19:36:35 UTC
IDK

I DON'T THINK SO

WE'LL HAVE TO SHOP AT WALMART FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES UNFORTUNATELY

YES I WILL DO THAT
AS SOON AS I'M RICH
I told him to change his wardrobe to hipster but too expensive oop. Maybe for Halloween.

OH OK
DAMN
IRL SHIPPING QURRRRRRL

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