I am very disappointed in you, my friends.
Dammit, not ONE of you has mentioned the fact that today is the historic 10-year anniversary of the O.J. Simpson verdict.
A day when not only could our faith in the American justice system be cemented, but so too our knowledge that an innocent man would be able to finally move on with his life.
In honour of such an incredibly significant moment in 20th century history, I would like to salute the following people/things:
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit".