Okay, let's get this out of the way.
I'm taking a new job in Australia. Good bye everybody.
Oh, and there's a new baby on the way.
And thanks to all the awareness raising activities of last winter, I'm joining Scientology. Tom Cruise is my hero.
Plus I'm giving up IT and going to start a new life as a Llama rancher.
Aliens have kidnapped my dingo.
Have I missed anything? Feel free to make up your own stuff and pretend I said it.
[Edit: Yes, and George R. R. Martin has released the final manuscript for A Song of Fire and Ice, Gmail can now be delivered in the past, World of Warcraft is introducing a bard class and Starcraft II will have a secret Cow Level. I know. I get it. Let's move on with today, please.]
Oh, and there's a new baby on the way.
And thanks to all the awareness raising activities of last winter, I'm joining Scientology. Tom Cruise is my hero.
Plus I'm giving up IT and going to start a new life as a Llama rancher.
Aliens have kidnapped my dingo.
Have I missed anything? Feel free to make up your own stuff and pretend I said it.
[Edit: Yes, and George R. R. Martin has released the final manuscript for A Song of Fire and Ice, Gmail can now be delivered in the past, World of Warcraft is introducing a bard class and Starcraft II will have a secret Cow Level. I know. I get it. Let's move on with today, please.]