because i love y'all so much:
ANOTHER ENTRY!
I was reading a book of urban legends, and I read this really strange one about how some lady had twins, and could only save one of them, and she decided to save...duh duh duh! the boy who would become Adolf Hitler. Later, I watched the Producers, which is essentially about these people putting on a big flop, on purpose. It was very silly, but quite unrelated. And Will Ferrell got the role of his life in it, for which I actually liked him. I don't, usually.
Anyway, I was thinking about funny things, which brought to mind laugh tracks, which it usually does, but also all the naughty things you can slip into a kid's movie without anyone noticing. Like the numerous concubines in Aladdin, plus skimpy outfits and shirtless men and stuff. And then there's the burlesque scene in The Great Mouse Detective. Ha.
In another area, it's funny how satisfying it is to eat fish that are smaller than you. Feeding Frenzy, 2 is an addictive game. Nough said. Oh, and my lover Jessy is silly, and so are all my friends. They are quite silly.But I love them, muchly. Michael. I love them Michael, I should say.
Ha.
Would You Rather:
Ooze slime from every bodily opening (eyes, ears, nose etc.)
or
slap someone everytime they said the word "love?"
Things to Consider: dates, proposals, wedding nights
And finally, a few delicious quotes, for your enjoyment.
May I take your hats, coats, and swastikas?" -Carmen Ghia, the Producers.
You seem to have mistaken me for someone with a spine." -Leo Bloom, the Producers.
That's not a duck, dumbass!" -Theo, Pippin
Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you. I'm a little tired.
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.
Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
And while I’m here, another list, for those of you who care!
STRANGE PAIRINGS FOR WHEEL OF TIME THAT SHOULD BE DONE BUT HAVEN’T.
Min/Elayne
Elayne/Aviendha
Birgitte/Nynaeve
Min/Elayne/Aviendha
Perrin/Rand
Mat/Perrin
Mat/Moiraine
Mat/Nynaeve
Faile/Berelain
If you've gotten this far, here are some treats for you, in the form of links.
http://www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm
http://www.popcap.com/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php
more links next entry!
I was reading a book of urban legends, and I read this really strange one about how some lady had twins, and could only save one of them, and she decided to save...duh duh duh! the boy who would become Adolf Hitler. Later, I watched the Producers, which is essentially about these people putting on a big flop, on purpose. It was very silly, but quite unrelated. And Will Ferrell got the role of his life in it, for which I actually liked him. I don't, usually.
Anyway, I was thinking about funny things, which brought to mind laugh tracks, which it usually does, but also all the naughty things you can slip into a kid's movie without anyone noticing. Like the numerous concubines in Aladdin, plus skimpy outfits and shirtless men and stuff. And then there's the burlesque scene in The Great Mouse Detective. Ha.
In another area, it's funny how satisfying it is to eat fish that are smaller than you. Feeding Frenzy, 2 is an addictive game. Nough said. Oh, and my lover Jessy is silly, and so are all my friends. They are quite silly.But I love them, muchly. Michael. I love them Michael, I should say.
Ha.
Would You Rather:
Ooze slime from every bodily opening (eyes, ears, nose etc.)
or
slap someone everytime they said the word "love?"
Things to Consider: dates, proposals, wedding nights
And finally, a few delicious quotes, for your enjoyment.
May I take your hats, coats, and swastikas?" -Carmen Ghia, the Producers.
You seem to have mistaken me for someone with a spine." -Leo Bloom, the Producers.
That's not a duck, dumbass!" -Theo, Pippin
Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you. I'm a little tired.
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.
Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
And while I’m here, another list, for those of you who care!
STRANGE PAIRINGS FOR WHEEL OF TIME THAT SHOULD BE DONE BUT HAVEN’T.
Min/Elayne
Elayne/Aviendha
Birgitte/Nynaeve
Min/Elayne/Aviendha
Perrin/Rand
Mat/Perrin
Mat/Moiraine
Mat/Nynaeve
Faile/Berelain
If you've gotten this far, here are some treats for you, in the form of links.
http://www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm
http://www.popcap.com/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php
more links next entry!