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1. Kashira
2. Iris
3. Keearh
4. Aliah
5. Taine
6. Deirdre
7. Viviane
8. Sparky (she’s not human and is sort of crazy. I mentioned her last time I did one of these.)
9. Jaeanorah (I know! Shush. She’s cool, though. And a misandrist.)
10. Sharlaine (She’s crazier than most of my characters)
11. Othello
12. Kamaria
13. Tess Daliante
14. Nadir (the horsey king of teenage angst. He’s Othello’s son - what did you expect?)
15. Natalya (shapeshifter. She’s a little bit of a bitch.)
1.) 1 and 5 are married. 1 falls in love with 15. 5 is secretly having an affair with 10. 5 doesn't want to leave 1, and doesn't love 10. Is there a happy ending?
Um, Kashira/Taine? No. Kashira/Natalya? The bitch factor, I guess. Taine/Sharlaine would NOT WORK. THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN EXPLODE.
2.) 1,2,5,10 and 15 are the only people that can save Earth from alien invasion. How do they organize the group (who leads etc.) and do they win?
Kashira, Iris, Taine, Sharlaine, and Natalya. Yes, but only because Iris and Kashira are so busy bitching at each other and Sharlaine being crazy that Taine manages to come up with something by himself.
3.) 3, 8, 9, and 12 are on a plane that crashes high up in the mountains. Who takes command, who huddles together for warmth, and who gets eaten first when they run out of food?
Keearh, Sparky, Jaeanorah, and Kamaria. Um…Keearh would just leave. Sparky would panic, Jaeanorah would take charge and Kamaria would just kind of…be there.
4.) 5, 15, 3 and 8 are stuck on a deserted island. Who will be the first to snap and/or start talking to the coconuts? And how did they get there in the first place? Also: Will they all make it off the island, or will there be a weakest link who get's turned into Sunday's Island Roast Special?
Taine, Natalya, Keearh, and Sparky. Sparky would snap, they’re there because they’re not human and the haters put them there. Taine would kill Natalya for food. Keearh would kill Sparky because she annoyed him, then he would leave with Taine. They’re just that nice.
5.) 5 and 11 are totally in love with each other, but they don't seem to have realized that yet. Their friends 1 and 7 are playing yenta. What do they do to bring them together and how does it work out?
Taine and Othello! AHAHAHAHAHAHACRACK. That’s hilarious. And Kashira and Viviane playing matchmaker? No. Just…no.
6.) 2, 14, and 6 form a tragic (or amusing) love triangle. Who wants who? Who ends up with who in the end, and why?
Iris, Nadir, and Deirdre. Deirdre to no one, Nadir to Iris, Iris to Deirdre. Deirdre leaves for Keearh, Nadir angsts a lot and Iris is…Iris.
8.) 12 has a crush on 3, who wants to seduce 8, who thinks they're "just friends" with 1, who has already told 3 they're pregnant by 1. What happens, who ends up together, and why?
Kamaria likes Keearh who’s seducing Sparky? WTF. Sparky is “just friends” with Kashira? And she told Keearh she’s pregnant with Kashira’s love child?
WTF.
9.) Who's better suited to become Supreme Ruler of the Universe, 3 or 15, and how would the universe look like under his/her/its rule?
Keearh or Natalya? Keearh, but a lot of people would die.
10.) 2 asks 7 for help in stealing a spaceship. Which spaceship is that, why does 2 need it and does 7 even agree to help?
Iris…asks…Viviane. Iris needs it to rescue Sage, and Viviane would probably kill Iris for even asking. After doing it, though.
11.) 3 and 6 have lunch together. Who pays the bill?
Keearh and Deirdre. Keearh kills the manager and they leave.
12.) 1 and 12 are happily running an illegal business until 4 discovers them; what is 4's reaction?
Kashira and Kamaria. That’s interesting. Aliah would probably not care.
13.) Would 5 and 14 be happy together?
Taine/Nadir? No. Just….no.
14.) 10 and 13 meet in the TARDIS. Do they kiss, kill, or ignore each other?
Sharlaine and Tess. Ignore each other. Unless Sharlaine goes crazy, in which case she would definitely kill Tess.
15.) What happens when 2 invites 11, 7 and 4 round for tea and biscuits?
Iris inviting anyone for tea is kind of weird. But Othello, Viviane, and Aliah? Aliah would die, Othello would cry, and Viviane and Iris would end up fighting.
16.) 13, 8, and 2 are secret agents working for 7. But 4, working under 11's direction, has been sent to infiltrate their organization by seducing 13. What will this do to 13's relationship with 5, who is secretly 2's illegitemate half-sibling and 8's estranged spouse? And has 7 been working for 11 all along?
So that’s…Tess, Sparky, and Iris working for Viviane. (eh?) But Aliah working for Othello (WTF?) is seducing Tess (she would do that). Tess is with Taine (Um, no) and Taine is Iris’s sibling? And Sparky’s estranged spouse? And yes, Viviane has been working for Othello, but eventually she’ll team up with Taine and kill them all.
17.) 1 serenades 6 beneath the balcony. What do they sing and how does 6 react?
Kashira is a wolf. She would howl. Deirdre would be weirded out and would probably sic Keearh on her.
2. Iris
3. Keearh
4. Aliah
5. Taine
6. Deirdre
7. Viviane
8. Sparky (she’s not human and is sort of crazy. I mentioned her last time I did one of these.)
9. Jaeanorah (I know! Shush. She’s cool, though. And a misandrist.)
10. Sharlaine (She’s crazier than most of my characters)
11. Othello
12. Kamaria
13. Tess Daliante
14. Nadir (the horsey king of teenage angst. He’s Othello’s son - what did you expect?)
15. Natalya (shapeshifter. She’s a little bit of a bitch.)
1.) 1 and 5 are married. 1 falls in love with 15. 5 is secretly having an affair with 10. 5 doesn't want to leave 1, and doesn't love 10. Is there a happy ending?
Um, Kashira/Taine? No. Kashira/Natalya? The bitch factor, I guess. Taine/Sharlaine would NOT WORK. THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN EXPLODE.
2.) 1,2,5,10 and 15 are the only people that can save Earth from alien invasion. How do they organize the group (who leads etc.) and do they win?
Kashira, Iris, Taine, Sharlaine, and Natalya. Yes, but only because Iris and Kashira are so busy bitching at each other and Sharlaine being crazy that Taine manages to come up with something by himself.
3.) 3, 8, 9, and 12 are on a plane that crashes high up in the mountains. Who takes command, who huddles together for warmth, and who gets eaten first when they run out of food?
Keearh, Sparky, Jaeanorah, and Kamaria. Um…Keearh would just leave. Sparky would panic, Jaeanorah would take charge and Kamaria would just kind of…be there.
4.) 5, 15, 3 and 8 are stuck on a deserted island. Who will be the first to snap and/or start talking to the coconuts? And how did they get there in the first place? Also: Will they all make it off the island, or will there be a weakest link who get's turned into Sunday's Island Roast Special?
Taine, Natalya, Keearh, and Sparky. Sparky would snap, they’re there because they’re not human and the haters put them there. Taine would kill Natalya for food. Keearh would kill Sparky because she annoyed him, then he would leave with Taine. They’re just that nice.
5.) 5 and 11 are totally in love with each other, but they don't seem to have realized that yet. Their friends 1 and 7 are playing yenta. What do they do to bring them together and how does it work out?
Taine and Othello! AHAHAHAHAHAHACRACK. That’s hilarious. And Kashira and Viviane playing matchmaker? No. Just…no.
6.) 2, 14, and 6 form a tragic (or amusing) love triangle. Who wants who? Who ends up with who in the end, and why?
Iris, Nadir, and Deirdre. Deirdre to no one, Nadir to Iris, Iris to Deirdre. Deirdre leaves for Keearh, Nadir angsts a lot and Iris is…Iris.
8.) 12 has a crush on 3, who wants to seduce 8, who thinks they're "just friends" with 1, who has already told 3 they're pregnant by 1. What happens, who ends up together, and why?
Kamaria likes Keearh who’s seducing Sparky? WTF. Sparky is “just friends” with Kashira? And she told Keearh she’s pregnant with Kashira’s love child?
WTF.
9.) Who's better suited to become Supreme Ruler of the Universe, 3 or 15, and how would the universe look like under his/her/its rule?
Keearh or Natalya? Keearh, but a lot of people would die.
10.) 2 asks 7 for help in stealing a spaceship. Which spaceship is that, why does 2 need it and does 7 even agree to help?
Iris…asks…Viviane. Iris needs it to rescue Sage, and Viviane would probably kill Iris for even asking. After doing it, though.
11.) 3 and 6 have lunch together. Who pays the bill?
Keearh and Deirdre. Keearh kills the manager and they leave.
12.) 1 and 12 are happily running an illegal business until 4 discovers them; what is 4's reaction?
Kashira and Kamaria. That’s interesting. Aliah would probably not care.
13.) Would 5 and 14 be happy together?
Taine/Nadir? No. Just….no.
14.) 10 and 13 meet in the TARDIS. Do they kiss, kill, or ignore each other?
Sharlaine and Tess. Ignore each other. Unless Sharlaine goes crazy, in which case she would definitely kill Tess.
15.) What happens when 2 invites 11, 7 and 4 round for tea and biscuits?
Iris inviting anyone for tea is kind of weird. But Othello, Viviane, and Aliah? Aliah would die, Othello would cry, and Viviane and Iris would end up fighting.
16.) 13, 8, and 2 are secret agents working for 7. But 4, working under 11's direction, has been sent to infiltrate their organization by seducing 13. What will this do to 13's relationship with 5, who is secretly 2's illegitemate half-sibling and 8's estranged spouse? And has 7 been working for 11 all along?
So that’s…Tess, Sparky, and Iris working for Viviane. (eh?) But Aliah working for Othello (WTF?) is seducing Tess (she would do that). Tess is with Taine (Um, no) and Taine is Iris’s sibling? And Sparky’s estranged spouse? And yes, Viviane has been working for Othello, but eventually she’ll team up with Taine and kill them all.
17.) 1 serenades 6 beneath the balcony. What do they sing and how does 6 react?
Kashira is a wolf. She would howl. Deirdre would be weirded out and would probably sic Keearh on her.