SO UM First rule of the internet: if you do something stupid, and then you delete it, no one will ever move on from it.
Diana Gabaldon, you have effectively doomed yourself.
(Also, just - seriously. You deleted four of your posts and all the comments? Do you think people aren't going to notice the sudden vanishing? UH. UHHHHHH.)
So many respect points lost. And so much lulz on the horizon. Bad move, miss, bad move...
I think I'm going to have to watch this one. :D