I don't even know why I'm so unhappy. I think I'm just slowly losing my mind. Not that that wasn't already happening...
This icon kind of describes my life right now. Dammit, my spoon is too big.
I need - something. I don't even know what.
Spent today down at the Waterfront with friends asking random people if they were reptilian humanoids and yelling "I'm not leaving my wife! I'm only in it for the sex!" at the top of my lungs. Maturity, watch me have it. I don't even have an excuse for myself.
Everyone should check out
this guy. I don't know what he is on, but it must be really trippy.
A sample entry on the forum? Under a title "who's seen a reptillian then?"
In 1993, while sitting in the back seat of a car at a gas station in Charlotte, NC (USA), a car drove out of the parking lot and the driver made eye contact with me as he turned to pull onto the street. I noticed a figure in the seat behind him, and it was like nothing I'd ever seen before. It appeared to be human-sized or maybe a bit smaller, with a very reptilian/insectoid structure, reminding me a bit of the creature from the popular movie "Alien". I was sort of mesmerized by the thing; it appeared to be made of a sort of irridescent material, like mercury, with swirling patterns on it's skin, similar to soap bubbles in the sunlight. Most importantly, it didn't appear to be entirely solid. It was translucent. As I was staring at this thing, it turned its head and stared at me as if it took great delight in the fact that I had seen it. At that moment I noticed two protrusions from the creature's front side, which appeared to be tubes about the size of a vacuum cleaner hose, passing into the back side of the driver's seat in the car. I had the impression that it was somehow attached to the driver's spine, like a parasite of some type. I've only mentioned this to a few people, and I am not aware of anyone that has seen such a thing before. The worst of that experience was my feeling of helplessness, and my concern for the life of the driver of that car.
Other titles include 'scientists unearth prehistoric frog from hell', 'is Ron Paul related to George Bush' and 'Ron Paul does not exist.'
This just to mention a few. On another entitled "David Icke, are you a reptilian?" a member instructs:
Well if you think about it were all one with everything so were all one with reptillians. Its just that most of them represent the negative side if you will. David or anyone even you could have been a reptile in one of your past lives, theres a little bit of negative in everyone anyway because without balance neither sides could exist, its just depends if you choose to use it. Be at one with this and Love our retillian brothers because thats what they really need right now! LOVE!!!!
AND OMG GIES IT'S A PICTURE OF A REPTILIAN HUMANOID.
The book I picked this up from? Children of the Matrix: how an interdimensional race has controlled humanity for centuries - and still does. No, I am not shitting you.
Read, from the author's website, his description of the book:
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There are two things you need if you are to uncover and communicate what is really happening in the world. One is to be free of any dogmatic belief system. The second is not to give a damn what people think and say about you, or, at least, not to let that influence your decisions.
We are born into a world controlled by unseen forces that have plagued and manipulated humanity for thousands of years. No, this is no script from a Hollywood movie. It is happening to you NOW.
You may look around and think that what you see is "real". But in truth you are living in an illusion - an illusion designed to keep you in a mental, emotional, and spiritual prison cell.
David Icke exposes these forces and their methods of human control and he reveals a fantastic web of global manipulation, orchestrated by forces beyond this physical realm.
He exposes the hidden bloodlines, through which other-dimensional entities live and operate unseen among us; and he shows how the bloodlines of the royal, political, and economic rulers of today are the same as those who ruled as the kings and queens of ancient times.
Icke takes the story on from his highly acclaimed ...And The Truth Shall Set You Free and The Biggest Secret, and he lifts still further the veil of secrecy that has maintained humanity in manipulated ignorance for so long.
The truth is not only "out there"...
Much of it is "right here."
And finally, he tells us in the Introduction (to himself)
British author David Icke has written 16 books and travelled to over 40 countries since 1990. His research exposes the Big Brother fascist dictatorship predicted by George Orwell in his book, 1984, and charts the history of the Illuminati with its connections to unseen forces in other dimensions of reality that some call ‘extraterrestrials’. Icke refers to this as the ‘Reptilian Agenda’. His books reveal how a Hidden Hand is behind world-changing events like the attacks of 9/11 and the manufactured wars in the Middle East, as part of a mass mind manipulation technique he has dubbed problem, reaction, solution. What David Icke wrote about in the 20th century has proved to be so astonishingly accurate in predicting the events of the 21st and continues to be so.
Nowhere else is there such a unique library of information showing how all of these apparently diverse and unconnected subjects are actually part of a Global Agenda from the Origination, History, Symbolism and Bloodlines of the Illuminati; Secret Societies; Big Brother Surveillance; the Manipulation of Wars, Politics, Business, Banking, and Media; Microchipping; Problem-Reaction-Solution; the truth about 9/11; the 'War on Terror'; Mind Control; Religion, the Reptilian Agenda and so much more. David Icke also reveals how we live in a virtual-reality dream world, very much like the one portrayed in the Matrix movies.
While being hugely controversial and often heavily attacked, David Icke has driven on with his unrelentless investigation into subject areas that no other author or researcher dare touch. He reveals information that has been kept from a "dumbed down" population and has allowed the establishment to treat them as nothing more than slaves to a sinister hidden agenda. His 18 plus years of hard work are now being recognised and he continues to grow in both popularity and credability. Thousands of people worldwide are now starting to see the conspiracy uncovered in his books and this is increasing at an incredible rate as humanity experiences a consciousness shift prophesised by advanced ancient cultures. This is just the start of the journey, the best is yet to come.
David Icke is recognised as the leader in his field and is an inspiration to a new generation of conspiracy theory researchers around the world.
Like I said. I don't know what this guy is on, but it is maaajorly trippy.