More gems...
fanficrants, thy name is amusing...
"Phil! Wrong hole!” she cried.
"I want your luscious ass," groaned Phil in exquisite pleasure. To sink his prong deep in her loin mass between those firm, rounded hams was a delectable pleasure. Over her squirmings and protests he oozed his jong deep, deep inside of her.
"Oh, my ass!" she keened. "Oh, I'm ass fucked!"
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"Oh, Flair!" She froze and paid off her sex treasure. Throb, throb, throb.
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His prick wanted to deliver its load of manhood into the world.
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Ja. Betveen eight oont fourteen inches of snow, oont into ze low tventies tonight. Manfred is schleeping mit me.
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*faaaacepalm*
Jeeez.
Oh and Brandon Sandersen has been conned to finish A Memory of Light. Pardon me, but what?