18.01 final tomorrow. Procrastinating.
You know you are going to MIT when...
1. Going to bed before 3 is considered sleeping early.
2. People waking up is an indication that you need to hurry up and finish your problem sets.
3. Your house is building its own mp3 server.
4. You use computers to heat your room.
5. The nearest computer is easier to find than the nearest bathroom.
6. You actually used one of the pickup lines on the Failed Pickup Lines page.
7. It succeeded.
8. Your house built its own phone system.
9. Your coke machine zephyrs you whenever someone buys a coke.
10. You think extra digits adds character.
11. What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger.
12. Biohazard, radiation, eye protection required, and chemical waste signs don't bother you anymore.
13. Your primary means of communication is your zephyr class.
14. You are annoyed at having to renew Kerberos tickets every 10 hours.
15. You run to the nearest cluster if you need the time.
16. You take a wrong turn and end up at the Condensed Matter Theory lab.
17. Everything in your life from classes to majors to courses are numbered.
18. You know all these numbers.
19. You know what IHTFP means.
20. You were bragging to your friends about having the highest prime factor in your student id.
21. People start worshipping you when they find out that your student id IS prime.
22. You relate God to a UNIX server.
23. You start dropping things out of the side of a building just to hear what it sounds like when they hit the ground.
24. You start being able to login in your sleep.
25. Your roommates moved out your bed because you never used it.
26. You infer the radius of The Dot using a centimeter ruler.
27. You wake up in places you don't remember going.
28. You punt more classes than you go to.
29. More people in lecture are asleep than awake.
30. You forget what sunlight looks like.
31. Labs are considered social areas.
32. Bibles don't refer to religious books.
33. Masochism is normal.
34. You memorize digits of pi for kicks.
35. Prerequisites mean nothing to you.
36. You don't let scheduling conflicts stand in your way.
37. Everyone you know is Course 6.
38. Athena is your one true-love.
39. You use dialpad.com to call your parents.
40. You dream about MOSFETs.
41. You don't dream.
42. The uncombed hair look is in.
43. You fantasize about Tux the Linux penguin.
44. Balancing out the amount of time you spend in each lab becomes a problem.
45. Your house rotates who goes to lecture.
46. Big companies give out free pizza to attract people to their events.
47. You know people who's summer job is to "grow corn" or "build toilets."
48. You realize that you could be having an easier time anywhere else and be paying less.
49. Who says there's no such thing as a perpetual motion machine?
50. You justify not moving as minimizing time-dilation.
51. You burst out laughing whenever someone says NAND.
52. Your life flashes before your eyes while doing problem sets.
53. StarCraft. It's not a game. It's a way of life.
54. Oh look. There's something on the Dome again.
55. You run and write up an algorithm in Scheme when you find out MATLAB's is too slow.
56. April showers brings May snow.
57. I'm running out of Greek symbols to use!
58. You start seeing the world in Vectors.
59. You walk your pet op amp everyday.
60. You like to rehash over the days events before killing your processes and rebooting.
1. Going to bed before 3 is considered sleeping early.
2. People waking up is an indication that you need to hurry up and finish your problem sets.
3. Your house is building its own mp3 server.
4. You use computers to heat your room.
5. The nearest computer is easier to find than the nearest bathroom.
6. You actually used one of the pickup lines on the Failed Pickup Lines page.
7. It succeeded.
8. Your house built its own phone system.
9. Your coke machine zephyrs you whenever someone buys a coke.
10. You think extra digits adds character.
11. What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger.
12. Biohazard, radiation, eye protection required, and chemical waste signs don't bother you anymore.
13. Your primary means of communication is your zephyr class.
14. You are annoyed at having to renew Kerberos tickets every 10 hours.
15. You run to the nearest cluster if you need the time.
16. You take a wrong turn and end up at the Condensed Matter Theory lab.
17. Everything in your life from classes to majors to courses are numbered.
18. You know all these numbers.
19. You know what IHTFP means.
20. You were bragging to your friends about having the highest prime factor in your student id.
21. People start worshipping you when they find out that your student id IS prime.
22. You relate God to a UNIX server.
23. You start dropping things out of the side of a building just to hear what it sounds like when they hit the ground.
24. You start being able to login in your sleep.
25. Your roommates moved out your bed because you never used it.
26. You infer the radius of The Dot using a centimeter ruler.
27. You wake up in places you don't remember going.
28. You punt more classes than you go to.
29. More people in lecture are asleep than awake.
30. You forget what sunlight looks like.
31. Labs are considered social areas.
32. Bibles don't refer to religious books.
33. Masochism is normal.
34. You memorize digits of pi for kicks.
35. Prerequisites mean nothing to you.
36. You don't let scheduling conflicts stand in your way.
37. Everyone you know is Course 6.
38. Athena is your one true-love.
39. You use dialpad.com to call your parents.
40. You dream about MOSFETs.
41. You don't dream.
42. The uncombed hair look is in.
43. You fantasize about Tux the Linux penguin.
44. Balancing out the amount of time you spend in each lab becomes a problem.
45. Your house rotates who goes to lecture.
46. Big companies give out free pizza to attract people to their events.
47. You know people who's summer job is to "grow corn" or "build toilets."
48. You realize that you could be having an easier time anywhere else and be paying less.
49. Who says there's no such thing as a perpetual motion machine?
50. You justify not moving as minimizing time-dilation.
51. You burst out laughing whenever someone says NAND.
52. Your life flashes before your eyes while doing problem sets.
53. StarCraft. It's not a game. It's a way of life.
54. Oh look. There's something on the Dome again.
55. You run and write up an algorithm in Scheme when you find out MATLAB's is too slow.
56. April showers brings May snow.
57. I'm running out of Greek symbols to use!
58. You start seeing the world in Vectors.
59. You walk your pet op amp everyday.
60. You like to rehash over the days events before killing your processes and rebooting.