Uncle Ian, Kieran, and Keely.
(I love their names.)
(sitting in the commuter car)
The Commuter Car.
Without needing an energy-robbing transmission or differential, it accelerates from zero to 60 mph in about 4 seconds and finishes the standing 1/4 mile in about 12 seconds at over 100 mph.
More info here:
www.commutercar.com