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1. Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Big Fassbender, Little Nic-and-Bridget 2. What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Um we have no non-sexual activities though 3. Who uses all the hot water in the morning: Me, sorry bro 4. What they order from take out: Nothing, because we establish our own vodka slushie business and make home deliveries but then go bankrupt from consuming all of our product instead of like.... advertising or.... getting a business license 5. What is the most trivial thing they fight over: THE NAMES OF THE CHILDREN I think Ahsoka Sansa Arya Antilles is a charming name for our infant daughter that I should probably tell you about at some point 6. Who does most of the cleaning: CLEANING WAS NEVER AN OPTION 7. Who controls what they watch on TV: Fuck, I am pretty sure we watch the same things 8. Who's the one to always push to go out for a change: ... yeah, I think that if we hung out together, we would never go home again. I don't mean that in a scary way, I mean that in a GIRLS PLEASE STOP CLUBBING FOR ONE SECOND SO YOU CAN SIGN YOUR RETIREMENT BENEFITS CHECKS way. 9. Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Oh baby oh baby you don't have to worry about us going cold at night no ma'am oh baby. Because we are going to live in a secret volcano lair. DURR 10. Who steals the blankets: Probably me, I get accused of this a lot, sorry :( 11. Who leaves their stuff around: I never put my shoes away, sorry :( 12. Who remembers to buy the milk: If not you, then no one 13. Who remembers anniversaries: MANDY. MANDY MARRIED US AND REFUSES TO LET US KNOW OUR ANNIVERSARY.
1. Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Big Fassbender, Little Nic-and-Bridget
2. What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Um we have no non-sexual activities though
3. Who uses all the hot water in the morning: Me, sorry bro
4. What they order from take out: Nothing, because we establish our own vodka slushie business and make home deliveries but then go bankrupt from consuming all of our product instead of like.... advertising or.... getting a business license
5. What is the most trivial thing they fight over: THE NAMES OF THE CHILDREN I think Ahsoka Sansa Arya Antilles is a charming name for our infant daughter that I should probably tell you about at some point
6. Who does most of the cleaning: CLEANING WAS NEVER AN OPTION
7. Who controls what they watch on TV: Fuck, I am pretty sure we watch the same things
8. Who's the one to always push to go out for a change: ... yeah, I think that if we hung out together, we would never go home again. I don't mean that in a scary way, I mean that in a GIRLS PLEASE STOP CLUBBING FOR ONE SECOND SO YOU CAN SIGN YOUR RETIREMENT BENEFITS CHECKS way.
9. Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Oh baby oh baby you don't have to worry about us going cold at night no ma'am oh baby. Because we are going to live in a secret volcano lair. DURR
10. Who steals the blankets: Probably me, I get accused of this a lot, sorry :(
11. Who leaves their stuff around: I never put my shoes away, sorry :(
12. Who remembers to buy the milk: If not you, then no one
13. Who remembers anniversaries: MANDY. MANDY MARRIED US AND REFUSES TO LET US KNOW OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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