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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for iwritetoo (10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to a_tabula_rasa in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I gave deliciouspear a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I set janaya's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-461 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
minus70mv
Hmm. I don't understand why ruling Canada as a ruthless dictator is a bad thing. Someone has to keep our northern neighbors in line!
And also, how is it that getting a spanking is supposed to be a punishment?!?