I never got her name

[minus5pts]

It is probably too late to mention this, but nevertheless... To the young woman I spoke with at the party last week: your cupcakes rendered me unconscious. I believe some of the berries might have fermented poison. I woke four hours later with nausea, double vision, and the agonizing sensation that my brain was attempting to chew through my skull

Comments

[scoppio_di_ira]

You actually ate Bianchi the Poison Scorpion's cooking...and you liked it. Kuro, you really do have issues.

[deadlydelicacy]

My food is world class, Xanxus.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Right...perhaps I'll change my mind when people stop dropping dead from your cooking.

[deadlydelicacy]

People should be honored to die from my cooking.

[scoppio_di_ira]

If they prefer a slow and painful way of dying, maybe.

[deadlydelicacy]

Why Xanxus, surely you don't think my cooking could kill you.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Highly doubt it, but I'm not stupid enough to take that chance, Poison Scorpion.

[deadlydelicacy]

Weaker men have survived. That's not fear I sense, is it?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Fear? Hell no. I'd rather not waste my time suffering indigestion when I could be doing more important business.

[deadlydelicacy]

Such as throwing glasses at your minions heads? Or perhaps just complaining to the hired and terrified help?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Bigger things than that, actually. Though I have no reason why I need to explain myself to you.

[deadlydelicacy]

I'm sure you have some amazing plans that you've waited this long to unfold.

Of course not, I'm nobody worthy of a Varia boss's explanations.

[minus5pts]

It's called good taste.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Good taste or asking for a death sentence?

[minus5pts]

Good. Taste.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Right. If you ever eat that stuff again, I'm not paying for your hospital bill.