technology these days

[minus5pts]

Hello. Hello, world? Am I getting through

Comments

[marinegrandpa]

You willing to be a uh... minion cook on a Marine vessel?

And you're not a pirate right? Cause My crew can come pick you up anyway but you'll be in the brig if you are a pirate.

[minus5pts]

...Minion?

I'm not a pirate. I'm not a cook, but at least I have the skills to act as the latter. I'm most certainly not a minion.

[marinegrandpa]

Eh? I thought you were a cook but we already have one so you can't be head cook. if you're not a cook what are you?

[minus5pts]

I'm a food critic. I doubt that your head cook would take kindly to that subset of my culinary skills, though.

[marinegrandpa]

I have no idea what that is, but we can give you a ride to an island!

[minus5pts]

Food... critic. One who eats food. And critiques it.

I. The ride would be appreciated, though. I'll try to be of what assistance I can in your galley, but unfortunately, I don't take orders well.

[marinegrandpa]

Okay!

No problem! Send the navigation info and we'll come get you.

And Lumiere can just hit you with his spoons if you misbehave so it is fine.

[minus5pts]

That's not a selling point for your ship, you realize.

[marinegrandpa]

Eeeeh? why not?

[minus5pts]

Maybe because people don't appreciate being hit with spoons??

[marinegrandpa]

That is only if you're being bad though.

[minus5pts]

Maybe some of us don't want to be judged on our behavior while under threat of silverware!!

[marinegrandpa]

I don't get it.

[minus5pts]

...

Nothing.

[marinegrandpa]

Okay!