Facebook Fun: Doing it Deep South Style
Maggie El-Fakahany: Worst names for country songs...
MEF: You Give Me Leprosy Because I'm Falling to Pieces Over You
Pac Varas: You fucked up my truck, but I got the last laugh... (I've got AIDS)
MEF: Line Dancing and Lines of Cocaine
TWT: "She came in through the bathroom window".... ohwait, that's a Beatle's song. Nevermind. How about... "Why don't we do it in the road?" ...wait...fuck. "She's so heavy?" ........... SHIT. I give up.
Taz Bryan: Real one: Cuntry Boner
Tweety Workman Thompson: Your love ran down my leg and now you're gone.
TWT: It's midnight in Montana and I can't get my dick out of this cow
TWT: I should have fucked ol what's her name
TWT: (the last three are George Carlin quotes
Stewie Edstrom: Thank you for owning up to it. :P
TWT: You have to give credit to the master. If George were still alive, he'd kick all our asses at DFF.
Dot Fischer: When You Touch Yourself, Jesus Knows
MEF: It's Not Gay If It's Your Brother
TWT: It's not gay if it's in a three-way.
DF: It's Not Gay If You're Preservin' Your Virginity
MEF: You Say "Rape" And I Say "Surprise"
MEF: Humpin' My Way To Heaven
DF: Don't Be Afraid of Anal, Baby ('Cause You Can Still Enter Heaven, If You Go Through the Back Door)
TWT: Anal penetration doesn't count against your virginity
DF: ^Oral too. The only hole that God cares about is the baby hole.
DF: God has a baby fetish. Just like Bannerman.
TZ: Bannerman Does now
TWT: And the baby hole is so sick and horrible, you should hate yourself for having one. For the most virtuous, it's a one-way street.
TWT: That's why I use Catholic Guilt (TM) brand strap-ons. Because having a penis, even a pretend one, makes a person less gross and icky.
DF: You Look So Good Carryin' My Baby (But I'm Still Not Gettin' Married)
MEF: Roe Vs. Wade In The Water
MEF: I'll Kill Anyone Who Would Kill A Baby (Pro-life for Life)
DF: I'm Not Sayin' I Own You, But Your Sweet Ass Best Be Makin' Me Dinner
TZ: Two black eyes so I don’t need to say it again.
TWT: You're almost as good a lay as my sister.
Gonzo Haller: Others might call you my daughter, but to me you'll always be wife
GH: I met her at that there family picnic
TZ: You, me and my truck in a threeway
TWT: You drove that flaming Nascar right into my heart (and out the other side, leaving a grotesque exit wound)
GH: Ain't no fags in my family nor any niggers running my country
SE: Sex was hot last night... My goat enjoyed it too.
TZ: Its better at the cliff now say BAHHH
DF: On Your Knees Ain't Just For Jesus Anymore
TZ: I like your purrty mouth
DF: Let Me Fill Your Heart With Love and Your Mouth With Me
Betty Rivers: My wife has lips like a blowfish
TZ: Pray to Jesus to keep jesus out of our country
TWT: Get on your knees and take the body of a man into your mouth.
DF: Love Ain't Got No Age (I Just Can't Wait Till You're Legal)
SE: ^(But until then, it isn't like age will stop me...)