Stewie Edstrom: In the spirit of
Weirdest Will It Blend? Tweety Workman Thompson: Just to get these items out of the way: anything that is currently living and kicking, human body parts and human excretions. You're welcome. ♥
SE: Thank you... I was just about to do that.
Maggie El-Fakahany: Any fruit or vegetable because you are just throwing your damn money away by throwing away all of the fiber. Fuck your juicer Edstrom.
Taz Bryan: The heart of any guy interested in Snow.
SE: Stop being so damn hateful, or you'll be going in there next. :P
MEF: There'd still be a whole bunch of me left over because all that juicer would take out is my blood and urine. Kiss my pulped ass Edstrom.
SE: At least your pulped ass can fertilize my garden since your non-pulped self can't even make a proper appletini!!
Sylvester Thompson: I'll take the easy way out. Coatrack.
TB: A coatrack
TWT: Coatrack is an acceptable answer to any question on DFF.
ST: I win by 10 seconds! Take that, Taz!
DF: The man card and/or self-esteem of anyone brave enough to court, date, or mate with anyone in this godforsaken group
TB: Dot's aborted baby
Dot Fischer: ^So delicious and full of protein and oh-so nutrient-rich!
TB: Spam in the can
SE: ^That's just grease and flesh colored beard. We have tested that one already. :P
TB: Tinky Winky Schar’s comics
TB: This isn't technically a blend it but when to do it. any time Tinky Winky starts talking.
DF: ^ It does feel like your time, soul, and mood have been put on puree...
TB: And less painful to have to listen to Rusty nails in a blender then Tinky Winky talking