Facebook Fun: dontstickyourdickincrazy.com
Dot Fischer: Things that aren't legal and/or socially acceptable, but should be...
DF: Febreze-ing people and things in public who need it
DF: Giving a good smack in the back of the head to those who need it
DF: Telling other people's children to sit down and shut up
Sylvester Thompson: Muzzles for children who have not shown that they can behave themselves in public.
DF: ^See also: leashes, time-out chairs, and holding pens for difficult cases.
Tweety Workman Thompson: Demanding reasonable evidence for far-fetched claims.
TWT: Saying absolutely nothing when someone sneezes, because it's just a fucking sneeze and not your soul escaping your body.
DF: Calling in bitch to work -- "Believe me, you don't want me in the office today."
Pinky Lowery: Hanging up the phone of that guy on the train/in the store/at the register.
TWT: IQ tests as a prerequisite to reproduction.
DF: ...As well as a credit check and a psych eval
TWT: Also, asking a potential date if they have a history of mental illness. That should be acceptable.
TWT: Dating sites that offer psych evals as part of signing up. I know that would have saved me some grief back in the day... It'll be called dontstickyourdickincrazy.com
DF: ^I would join that site in an instant!
TWT: That should be our new start-up.
DF: Except that, from my experience, far too many people LIKE sticking their dicks in crazy. Makes them feel "alive" or some crazy shit like that. A site that excludes crazy wouldn't make a dime.
TWT: It's a nitch market.