fic: drunk
Title: Drunk
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Humor
Summary: In which the Doctor is rather drunk.
Author's Notes: Written in about five minutes :) Un-beta'd, so all mistakes are mine.
''...And then, she said, ''There's no way that you'll ever defeat us'', and of course I knew she was wrong, so I...''
''Doctor.''
''...''I will make you sorry''. Then she actually laughed! I couldn't believe it! Well, I did sort of feel it coming, because usually...''
''Doctor.''
''...they laugh, they always laugh! That's the one thing that used to get me every time, the laughter! Of course by then, me an'...''
''Doctor?!''
''...and then she said ''Bloody hell, how often do you get this?'' And I gave her a look she probably never forgot, and then I said...''
''DOCTOR!''
The Doctor paused his story, and looked up at Rose, who currently had her hands on her hips, and was glaring at him.
''Exactly how many banana daiquiris did you drink?!''