do not want

Apr 12, 2011 20:25

Uhhhh god.

The residents of my house, apart from me, have been sick for two weeks now. And for the last two weeks I have been very proud of myself for not catching it off of them. In fact, I've been stuffing myself with freshly squeezed orange juice for said two weeks in order to stay up.

By now they're recovered.

And you know what happens?

At the first sign of weakness from my immune system (fucking bullshit periods I swear I will nuke you stupid ovaries so hard next week), BAM MOTHERFUCKER. Sick and weeping in bed with a toilet paper roll at my side, cursing my humanity. And I have to watch people running around all healthy and shit?!

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