[Voice] Third Light

[mintroyalcowboy]

[This post starts with a hint of laughter, and Pip sounds like he's generally in a good mood.]

Someone seems to be getting in ze spirit, non?

I don't like ze idea zhat someone got in to put zhem up, but quite a funny joke outside of zhat fact.

Now zhen--Mignonette where are you? [Oh and he sounds a bit too happy with whatever thoughts came with

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[harkonnenorbust]

I'm in the next room, Captain. I'm not moving from this corner and there's no mistletoe over me. [Be warned, she's sitting crouched beside Harkonnen and everything.]

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[mintroyalcowboy]

[He's peeking around the break in the wall--he sees you and doesn't look too happy to see she wasn't lying about there being no mistletoe.]

You can't stay zhere forever.

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[harkonnenorbust]

[She looks up. She really is huddled in the corner, Harkonnen propped up against the wall next to her.]

I can too.

[mintroyalcowboy]

[He's just staring at her, blank faced.]

I could come over zhere. [Harkonnen? pffft She can hardly lift it, let's see her fire that thing.]

[harkonnenorbust]

[She looks up and around to double check real fast. Just to be sure the evil plant didn't spontaneously spawn above her head.]

You're not getting anything, Captain. [See how trusting she is. She hasn't forgotten that one time he tried to kiss her. Oh and Harkonnen? She can tip it on it's side, dumb ass.]

[mintroyalcowboy]

[Zhere are plenty of plants--he doesn't know they might try something if he goes to grab one.]

Still willing to try, Mignonette. [She only remembers that one time he tried? Oho he's gotten one before, he'll try again. Firing on the side is good and all, but did you forget Harkonnen has a recoil from hell.]

[harkonnenorbust]

You don't need to do that, Captain. [Twitch. You may have gotten her there, but she has a gun too! She's not afraid to shoot you... okay, she is. Shudap.]

[mintroyalcowboy]

It'd be bad for someone's efforts to go to waste, non? [Oh come on Seras. One kiss won't hurt. He might even avoid grabbing your ass this time--Either way he's coming into the other room now thanks.]

[harkonnenorbust]

It won't kill you, Captain. [Twitch twitch. No! Don't come into the room!]

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[hellsingmaster]

Captain Bernadette!

[Integra spies him slinking around the corner from her desk.]

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[mintroyalcowboy]

[Urp--Damn it, forgot there were three of them to this room.]

Sir? [He's standing straight, and acting like he was doing nothing. Yeah, like that's going to be believable.]

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[harkonnenorbust]

[Seras sighs of relief. Saved! She knew huddling down in the same room as Integra was a good idea.]

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[hellsingmaster]

[The Hellsing quirks an eyebrow and taps fingers on the arm of her chair.]

Did you perchance not see me sitting here, Captain?

[Yes, that's the glint of hard sarcasm there.]

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[mintroyalcowboy]

[No he saw you Sir. He was just hoping you wouldn't notice >>.]

Non. 'ard to not see you where you always are, sir. [He'll take your sarcasm and be a smart ass in return.]

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[harkonnenorbust]

Captain, you really shouldn't talk to Sir Integra like that. [You might die.]

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[hellsingmaster]

Then leave her alone. Amuse yourself elsewhere.

Preferably outside somewhere.