Weekend observations
- My personal time lag between playing five-a-side football and being unable to move any of my limbs is between 24 and 36 hours.
- My personal detox time after a weekend out on the town with a mob of Newcastle United fans is as yet undetermined, due to still being in progress.
- I will enjoy the next five days of Ryvita and mineral water. And if I say it often enough, I might even start to believe it.