That Rice Krispies advert

[mintness]

You can tell Rice Krispies from normal rice because the two look different, because one comes in a cereal packet and the other doesn't, and because you'd break your fucking teeth if you tried eating uncooked rice with milk for breakfast, you little twat.

Honestly, if my kid was that retarded, I'd probably pretend it was the other way round as punishment and feed it nothing but uncooked rice with milk. And glass shards.