Strange Coincidences

Mar 27, 2007 12:59

Title: Strange Coincidences
Fandom: VRV
Characters/Pairings: Jake/Theo
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All belongs to vylentcrymz and I, except for Supernatural which belongs to the awesome Eric Kripke
Note:My Supernatural squeefest last night+ Franco in The Companny= the inspiration for this really dorky ficlet



Jake snorted as Dean pounded a metal spike through some (surprisingly hot) zombie girl’s heart. “God, could this show get anymore generic? They’re gonna run out of monsters soon.”

“Buffy didn’t run out of monsters,” Theo pointed out.

“Buffy had hot lesbians and Eliza Dushku; it’s the exception to every rule.” Jake sighed, looking over at his best friend. “Seriously, Theo, why are we watching this crap?”

“Because the pizza isn’t coming for another half hour and since we’re waiting in the living room anyway, I figured we might as well watch something,” Theo explained, exasperated.

“I get that, dumbass. But why this crap? Isn’t Grey’s Anatomy on or something?”

Theo gave Jake a weird look. “You watch Grey’s Anatomy?”

“No!” Jake protested. “Tara does,” he said quickly.

“Sure, Jake, I believe you.”

“Well, I guess Supernatural isn’t that bad,” Jake said finally. “Even if Sam and Dean are totally gay for each other.”

Theo wrinkled his nose. “Ew, Jake! They’re brothers.”

He shrugged. “So?”

“So gross! You wouldn’t make out with Tara would you!?”

“Oh god, Theo, shut up!” Jake shuddered. “But I’m serious, Theo, they’re gayer than Peter and Harry sometimes.”

“No one is gayer than Peter and Harry,” Theo said solemnly. “They’re like Brokeback without the hats and bad accents.”

Jake laughed. “And Harry would so be Jack all I wish I knew how to quit you, Pete!”

They dissolved into a fit of giggles before clearing their throats and regaining their manly composure. “Uh, not that I’ve ever seen it,” Jake added.

“Oh, of course not, me either,” Theo said a little too quickly.

There was a slightly awkward silence after that. Jake chewed on his thumbnail for awhile before declaring: “Okay, Dean rocks.”

Theo rolled his eyes. “Why does it not surprise me that you like the manwhore?”

“Because I’m awesome?”

“Whatever. Sam’s better, anyway.”

“Sam!?” Jake shook his head. “Theo, Sam’s just a big old nerd, a big old emo nerd..”

“A big old nerd with kickass psychic powers,“ Theo added for him.

“Yeah, and he’s probably gonna kick Dean’s ass with them. He’s like that kid in the Omen. He’s gonna go all insane one day, you watch.”

“I think he’s cool,” Theo said stubbornly. “The whole great power great responsibility bit.”

“You’re not comparing him to your beloved Spidey, are you?”

“God, no, of course not.”

“Good, because he’s like…freakishly tall. And he really needs a haircut.”

Theo cracked up and Jake raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“Nothing man,” Theo said between giggles. He managed to control himself long enough to ruffle Jake’s hair. “Think about it, it’ll come to you.”

jake austin, jake/theo, theo williams, vegan rockstar verse

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