somebody called me

[mintcondition]

him: hey my name is T. i got your number from B.
me: alright okay, so what ya want
him: i heard you are very good in computers and stuff
me: hmm i think iam okay, so whats going on with it
him: i have a problem with a ex of my new girl.....
could you put a virus on his computer ?
me: ?!? hmmmmm mmmmmmh, thats not a kiddie thang boy!
him: i know, at least you could get me one and burn it on a disc!
me: listen, i think its more dangerous for you to have a virus, than
for the guy you wanna fuck with it!!!!
him: ok .....
me: try to catch him, and beat his ass up :)

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