EVEN MY FATHER'S ENGRISH PWNS SOMETIMES.
Just got back from a 3-day US trip tonight.
True Canada-US Border Conversation:
Customs: So where do you guys live?
Dad: Oh, it's in Vancouver.
Customs: What's in Vancouver?
Dad: ...What? Sorry?
Customs: You said, "It's in Vancouver." What's in Vancouver?
Dad: *at a loss for words*...The Canucks! ...We won!
Customs: BAHAHAHA, what can I say to that?!? Go on!
*we drive away. a few seconds later:*
Family: ...ROFL WTF, DAD.
True Canada-US Border Conversation:
Customs: So where do you guys live?
Dad: Oh, it's in Vancouver.
Customs: What's in Vancouver?
Dad: ...What? Sorry?
Customs: You said, "It's in Vancouver." What's in Vancouver?
Dad: *at a loss for words*...The Canucks! ...We won!
Customs: BAHAHAHA, what can I say to that?!? Go on!
*we drive away. a few seconds later:*
Family: ...ROFL WTF, DAD.