63- Voice Post

[mint_pwns_you]

[Sound of the device dropping on the bed and turning on. Mint's footsteps pause]

...Eh? What's this?

[Pages ruffling]

.........

[A very high-pitched squeak and the magazine drops]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! ....Huh.

[Long pause, the magazine is heard ruffling again and device clicks off]

Comments

[turquoisebat]

WHAT is going ON?!

[mint_pwns_you]

Okay! So, apparently, a lot of people got these big magazine things, right? And I found one on my bed and everyone's naked in it and, uhhh, they're busy. And it's really...weird, 'cause some of that stuff you'd have to be really flexible for. Like, this one picture! Oh man, this girl's leg was....you'd think she broke it. I was trying to figure out if my leg could do that and I fell off the bed.

[turquoisebat]

.........................

WHAT?!?!

[mint_pwns_you]

Oh! Don't worry! I'm fine~ And~! I figured out if you do stretches first, you can totally bend your leg like that. I just don't get why anyone would want to. Especially like that, geeeeez.

[turquoisebat]

.... Mint, WHY are you looking at porn and do I even want to know where you got it....

[mint_pwns_you]

It was on my bed! I dunno, maybe it belongs to my roomie but I don't think so, because he wouldn't leave it on my bed and anyway a lot of people got it. And it's, I dunno, kinda interesting. REALLY! Look at it! I can only do that because I've been training my leg muscles for years!

[turquoisebat]

......

[mint_pwns_you]

....?

[lady_azula]

Glad to see that not everyone around here has a brain generated to a five year old when seeing such things.

[mint_pwns_you]

I've never seen it before. I mean I sort of have but you see a lot of weird things when you're wandering around.

[lady_azula]

This world is still a "weird thing" to me, but I think I'm beginning to like it.

[turquoisebat]

... N-Nevermind. Uh... Have fun or something....