Ahoy matey!
Arrr! Talk like a pirate day be as good an excuse as a druken parrot t' show ye me latest sailin' ship prints. Enjoy these fine vessels and talk like an imaginary, old timey pirate* all ye want, ya scuvy doogs!
*Not like a present day pirate. In the face of actual contemporary piracy on the high seas, I must invoke my "no monsoons, no pirates" clause.
*Not like a present day pirate. In the face of actual contemporary piracy on the high seas, I must invoke my "no monsoons, no pirates" clause.