Oh man, I don't know if I can do this justice...
I oversaw an inventory this morning at one of our local stores, so I came home unexpectedly for lunch. Let me emphasise the unexpectedly part of that sentence. As in, "the NEENER did not expect me to come home at that time of the day". Yes, I think you can see where this is going.
So I open up the door, and say "Hello kitties" to the kitties, and go into the kitchen, and pour a glass of water and come back out of the kitchen to find the Neener - barefoot and somewhat pink in the face.
Dressed in a Boy Scout uniform.
Apparently it's a very good thing that I didn't break for lunch half an hour earlier.
ETA: I'm sure the Neener would want me to make it clear that he was not the only person in the house.
And that the other person was not wearing a boy scout uniform.
So I open up the door, and say "Hello kitties" to the kitties, and go into the kitchen, and pour a glass of water and come back out of the kitchen to find the Neener - barefoot and somewhat pink in the face.
Dressed in a Boy Scout uniform.
Apparently it's a very good thing that I didn't break for lunch half an hour earlier.
ETA: I'm sure the Neener would want me to make it clear that he was not the only person in the house.
And that the other person was not wearing a boy scout uniform.