[CONDOM MISADVENTURES]

[minormajor]

[Urhur let us LOCK OURSELVES (both of us!) IN THE ROOM HERE.]

Okay, Tou. We're doin' this at the same time, OKAY? Okay.

((WARNING: uh. Well. CAMP RULES THEMSELVES are not being broken, but we are going beyond good taste.))

Comments

[redrisngphoenix]

This is so weird - I just want you to know that.

[minormajor]

Shut up and take it like a man.

[LOL GETTING UNDRESSED]

[redrisngphoenix]

*S-SAME HERE ogod*

*leaving robe on, though :|b*

S-So... what are we supposed to be doing here exactly?

[minormajor]

Figuring out how to wear them, duh.

Maybe when they're on we'll be able to figure out what the hell they're for, right?

[HAVE A CONDOM]

[redrisngphoenix]

*catch!*

That big, long thing was in this little square?

[minormajor]

....Yeah... looks it. I think it's rolled up.

[redrisngphoenix]

*opening!*

...it smells funny.

[minormajor]

Could you QUIT YOUR BITCHING?

[F-f-fumble!]

[redrisngphoenix]

I'm just a little weirded out by them, okay?!

*removing from package DX*

What's the little... bubble thing for?

[minormajor]

Well so am I but you don't hear ME complaining.

[UNROLL, UNROLL, UNROLL]

...Maybe it's one size fits all?

[redrisngphoenix]

*covertly watching what you're doing so I know what to do*

You think the little bubble expands or something?

*unrolling!*

[minormajor]

Who knows?

[AND NOW THE EPIC STRUGGLE BEGINS]

[redrisngphoenix]

*t-trying to put it on DX*

...

*okay, I don't think it's supposed to hang off like that DX*

[minormajor]

N...NGH... How in the--

SERIOUSLY, what the--

GUH!

--What the hell, Tou?

[redrisngphoenix]

...I don't think this is gonna work.

Umm...

*OKAY, may be hiding in his robe to surreptitiously like. Encourage certain things. Umm.*

[minormajor]

...You know, it'd probably be easier to put on if you didn't unroll it first and--

What the hell are you doing.