things i must try to remember
Im in a free lesson right now, in the library.. this is realy cute...
things i must try to remember
*I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
*The garbage collector isnt stealing our stuff.
*I don not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm *lying under the coffee table.
*I will not roll my toys behind the frigde.
*I must shake rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
*I will not eat the cat food before or after they eat it.
*I will stop trying to find the few remaining peices of clean carpet in the house when i am about to throw up.
*I will not throw up in the car.
*I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, ect.
*I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop..
*"kitty box crunchies" are not food.
*I will not eat anymoresocks and then redeposit themn in the back yard after processing.
*The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
*I will not wake moommy up by sticking my y cold, wet nose up her butt.
*I will not chew my human's tooth brushand not tell them.
*I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people with think i m=am hemorrhaging.
*When in the car, I will resist on having the window rolled down when its raining outside.
*We do not have a door bell. i will not bark each time i hear one on TV.
*I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
*The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are mom's and dad's
*My head doesa not belong in the refigerator.
*I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for dad's driver's license and car registration.
...anyone who wants to hear the cat's one comment and tell me!
things i must try to remember
*I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
*The garbage collector isnt stealing our stuff.
*I don not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm *lying under the coffee table.
*I will not roll my toys behind the frigde.
*I must shake rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
*I will not eat the cat food before or after they eat it.
*I will stop trying to find the few remaining peices of clean carpet in the house when i am about to throw up.
*I will not throw up in the car.
*I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, ect.
*I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop..
*"kitty box crunchies" are not food.
*I will not eat anymoresocks and then redeposit themn in the back yard after processing.
*The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
*I will not wake moommy up by sticking my y cold, wet nose up her butt.
*I will not chew my human's tooth brushand not tell them.
*I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people with think i m=am hemorrhaging.
*When in the car, I will resist on having the window rolled down when its raining outside.
*We do not have a door bell. i will not bark each time i hear one on TV.
*I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
*The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are mom's and dad's
*My head doesa not belong in the refigerator.
*I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for dad's driver's license and car registration.
...anyone who wants to hear the cat's one comment and tell me!