new years....
resolution: have sex
bare minimum: with someone that isn't me
bonus points: someone attractive
extra credit: more than one
for the A+: female
one might think that the "female" qualification would be a little lower on the list
but really, if you've ever seen a grad physics department, and you've seen such a department attempt to function socially, then... yeah... you got it now. i can sense your dawning comprehension.
i've also been sans intercourse for a long long long long long long time. longer than most people my age that haven't been given extended prison terms (and longer than some that have). sooo.... fuck.
whoops. did there go the best years of my life? oh yeah.
bare minimum: with someone that isn't me
bonus points: someone attractive
extra credit: more than one
for the A+: female
one might think that the "female" qualification would be a little lower on the list
but really, if you've ever seen a grad physics department, and you've seen such a department attempt to function socially, then... yeah... you got it now. i can sense your dawning comprehension.
i've also been sans intercourse for a long long long long long long time. longer than most people my age that haven't been given extended prison terms (and longer than some that have). sooo.... fuck.
whoops. did there go the best years of my life? oh yeah.