judy's mom
so evidentally, brett tells me that judy's mom is quite the vain one. in this vein, for judy's 21st birthday, i've taken one from brett and written her a song that i can sing and play to. naturally, it's to the tune of something easy, aka "stacy's mom" by fountains of wayne.
judy's mom has got it goin' on (4x)
judy, can i come over after cla-a-a-a-a-ass? (after class)
i hear you mom's home, and she's got a nice a-a-a-a-ass (she's got a nice ass)
and brett tells me... that she's easy (real easy)
and the sight of her, makes him weak in the kne-e-e-e-ees (weak in the knees)
and you know i'm not as small, as i seem
if she'll take off my pants, she'll see just what i mean
judy's mom, has got it goin' on
she's all that brett wants, and he's tired of his pr0n
judy don't you get that you're not the girl for brett?
even though it might be wrong, he's in love with judy's mom
judy's mom, has got it goin' on (2x)
judy do you remember when brett found your pr0n (that stuff's pretty sick)
your mom came over, and she said 'that turns me o-o-o-o-on' (turns her on)
and they watched it, til late in the night (late at night)
then they turned over, and they turned out the li-i-i-i-ight (get your freak on)
i know that you think it's just a fantasy
but if you get home quick, you'll see just why i sing [that]
judy's mom has got it goin' on
she's all that brett wants and he's dated you so long
judy can't you see; that there's room for three?
even though it might be wrong, brett and judy and judy's mom.
(solo)
now my goal in life is to nail judy's mom (nail that lady)
she's all that i want and i've waited so long (i'm done with waiting)
i know that she's with brett, but judy don't you get?
i know it might be wrong, but i'm in love with
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (yeah i want her)
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (can't live without her)
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (can't wait that minute)
judy can't you see; even though you're one to keep
i know it might be wrong, but we're all in love with judy's mom
of course, i'm kidding =) never even met judy's mom (and after this train wreck, i'll probably never get to). feel free to copy and replace "judy" with any other person's name. don't need to quote me either: i'm all about free comedy, especially if it's mediocre =P
here's a link to the original song (mp3 format) if you need a melodic reference.
judy's mom has got it goin' on (4x)
judy, can i come over after cla-a-a-a-a-ass? (after class)
i hear you mom's home, and she's got a nice a-a-a-a-ass (she's got a nice ass)
and brett tells me... that she's easy (real easy)
and the sight of her, makes him weak in the kne-e-e-e-ees (weak in the knees)
and you know i'm not as small, as i seem
if she'll take off my pants, she'll see just what i mean
judy's mom, has got it goin' on
she's all that brett wants, and he's tired of his pr0n
judy don't you get that you're not the girl for brett?
even though it might be wrong, he's in love with judy's mom
judy's mom, has got it goin' on (2x)
judy do you remember when brett found your pr0n (that stuff's pretty sick)
your mom came over, and she said 'that turns me o-o-o-o-on' (turns her on)
and they watched it, til late in the night (late at night)
then they turned over, and they turned out the li-i-i-i-ight (get your freak on)
i know that you think it's just a fantasy
but if you get home quick, you'll see just why i sing [that]
judy's mom has got it goin' on
she's all that brett wants and he's dated you so long
judy can't you see; that there's room for three?
even though it might be wrong, brett and judy and judy's mom.
(solo)
now my goal in life is to nail judy's mom (nail that lady)
she's all that i want and i've waited so long (i'm done with waiting)
i know that she's with brett, but judy don't you get?
i know it might be wrong, but i'm in love with
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (yeah i want her)
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (can't live without her)
judy's mom; oh oh, oh oh. (can't wait that minute)
judy can't you see; even though you're one to keep
i know it might be wrong, but we're all in love with judy's mom
of course, i'm kidding =) never even met judy's mom (and after this train wreck, i'll probably never get to). feel free to copy and replace "judy" with any other person's name. don't need to quote me either: i'm all about free comedy, especially if it's mediocre =P
here's a link to the original song (mp3 format) if you need a melodic reference.