News Flash...

[minnt122]

I always got killed twice today!!!!!!! Ok, so maybe that's just a bit overly dramatic. But it was quite frightening. First we were walking back from a fabulous lunch that my boss so kindly treated us to, and this retard driving a rolls royce decided randomly that it was going to move from a stopped position and back right into me. Ok, he didn't actually hit me on my person. But I do believe his rear of his car did make contact with my purse which was on my shoulder. (Good thing I have a big purse! :-P). The guy that was with me asked if he hurt me because if he did I should ask for a settlement in cash, since he could apparently afford that car. Well so then we were walking back from the metro and we crossed the street and this retard decided he didn't want to yield to pedestrians in the sidewalk like the sign directly in front of him told him to do. So he caused me to have to scurry across the road. So when we were about to cross the pike, the guy with me made the comment that he though we could make it across there weren't any cars coming. I told him I wasn't about to chance my life again, I was almost run over twice already.

In other news, I had my crowning retarded moment today. I was going down the escalator when i got off the metro and my audit bag got caught at the top of it...with me continually moving downward. So here I am with this big rolling bag with my computer and all in it sitting at the top and me struggling to get it unstuck so that the people behind me who were laughing terribly could also get on the escalator.