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Ten Things JKR Didn't Include In Tbe Books Meme
Ten Things JKR Didn’t Include In The Books
1. Pansy Parkinson is actually Paul Parkinson, but has been forced to dress as a boy to satisfy his neurotic mother’s craving for a daughter. This possibly means that Draco is, indeed, gay.
2. Remus went to a Muggle primary school, where he was always cast as Joseph in the nativity play. He acted with several Marys, but liked Alice Bright the best, because she was pretty.
3. James was far from the slightly homophobic boy’s boy that we always infer from the HP books. In fact, he hated Quidditch and only played it because his dead grandfather threatened to haunt him if he didn’t. He was actually a sensitive sort of chap who loved pressing flowers and ballroom dancing. He and Lily used to enjoy designing and making clothes for each other.
4. Sirius worshipped the royal family. In 1977, year of punk and the Silver Jubilee, he completely ignored the Sex Pistols but made a point of Apparating beside the queen’s coach whenever she made a personal appearance. He even had Prince Charles’s autograph, which has now passed to Harry.
5. While we’re on the subject, Sirius’s will was totally misinterpreted. He actually left everything to Hairy, his nickname for werewolf Remus. Sadly, his solicitor simply assumed he couldn’t spell, and passed the loot on to Harry by mistake.
6. Peter Pettigrew’s original Animagus form was an ant, but James and Sirius felt that this wouldn’t be much help when running with a werewolf. It took several extra months of study to elevate him to a rat.
7. Vincent Crabbe has an unrequited crush on Hermione Granger. He’s greatly in awe of her brains and talent for magic. He often tries to get away from Draco and Goyle for a few minutes so he can go and watch her sitting by the lake with her friends. Once, he said ‘Hello’ to her, and couldn’t stop smiling for the rest of the day.
8. If Harry survives, he 'll follow the Muggle tradition of using electricity, and buy himself an X-Box, computer and a full set of games. He's planning to open an LJ, but hasn’t decided on a name yet. He feels that ‘boy_who_lived’ is a bit obvious, but ‘iloveginny’ is even worse.
9. Remus and Sirius didn’t have a fluffy, happy relationship. They argued over everything, from who’d water the plants to who was prettier. Sirius maintained that he was prettier, but he didn’t look so good when Remus sent him a plague of warts. After Sirius died, Remus felt a bit guilty about the many times he’d hexed him.
10. Petunia Dursley has been secretly in love with Aunt Marge for years, but hasn’t dared tell her. However, she just knows that Marge always gives her hand an extra-special squeeze when she comes to stay. She lives for Marge’s visits, and dreams that one night she’ll brave the dogs and creep into Marge’s bed.
Ten Things JKR Didn’t Include In The Books
1. Pansy Parkinson is actually Paul Parkinson, but has been forced to dress as a boy to satisfy his neurotic mother’s craving for a daughter. This possibly means that Draco is, indeed, gay.
2. Remus went to a Muggle primary school, where he was always cast as Joseph in the nativity play. He acted with several Marys, but liked Alice Bright the best, because she was pretty.
3. James was far from the slightly homophobic boy’s boy that we always infer from the HP books. In fact, he hated Quidditch and only played it because his dead grandfather threatened to haunt him if he didn’t. He was actually a sensitive sort of chap who loved pressing flowers and ballroom dancing. He and Lily used to enjoy designing and making clothes for each other.
4. Sirius worshipped the royal family. In 1977, year of punk and the Silver Jubilee, he completely ignored the Sex Pistols but made a point of Apparating beside the queen’s coach whenever she made a personal appearance. He even had Prince Charles’s autograph, which has now passed to Harry.
5. While we’re on the subject, Sirius’s will was totally misinterpreted. He actually left everything to Hairy, his nickname for werewolf Remus. Sadly, his solicitor simply assumed he couldn’t spell, and passed the loot on to Harry by mistake.
6. Peter Pettigrew’s original Animagus form was an ant, but James and Sirius felt that this wouldn’t be much help when running with a werewolf. It took several extra months of study to elevate him to a rat.
7. Vincent Crabbe has an unrequited crush on Hermione Granger. He’s greatly in awe of her brains and talent for magic. He often tries to get away from Draco and Goyle for a few minutes so he can go and watch her sitting by the lake with her friends. Once, he said ‘Hello’ to her, and couldn’t stop smiling for the rest of the day.
8. If Harry survives, he 'll follow the Muggle tradition of using electricity, and buy himself an X-Box, computer and a full set of games. He's planning to open an LJ, but hasn’t decided on a name yet. He feels that ‘boy_who_lived’ is a bit obvious, but ‘iloveginny’ is even worse.
9. Remus and Sirius didn’t have a fluffy, happy relationship. They argued over everything, from who’d water the plants to who was prettier. Sirius maintained that he was prettier, but he didn’t look so good when Remus sent him a plague of warts. After Sirius died, Remus felt a bit guilty about the many times he’d hexed him.
10. Petunia Dursley has been secretly in love with Aunt Marge for years, but hasn’t dared tell her. However, she just knows that Marge always gives her hand an extra-special squeeze when she comes to stay. She lives for Marge’s visits, and dreams that one night she’ll brave the dogs and creep into Marge’s bed.