Multimedia Experience: A New Look At Four R/S Traditions

Oct 17, 2004 18:10

Multimedia Experience: A New Look At Four R/S Traditions
By Minnow

Dedication: This is for westwardlee, who explained it so brilliantly that I managed to do it!

Cross-posted to remusxsirius.

A New Look At Four R/S Traditions

First, I want to remove all angst from Moony and Padfoot and introduce...

The Happy Little Ponies

Once upon a time, there were two lovely ponies, called Remus and Sirius. Sirius is the white one, I think, and Remus is the beautiful blue one. Ahhh…. They met on the set of The Care Bears Movie, where they were extras in the toyshop scene, and they’ve been inseparable ever since. They will live together happily forever, prancing across green fields, flying over rainbows and kissing all the time, because they love each other very much.



The Darkfic

The moon met the sun, and, er, covered it, and the result was this eclipse. Dark and mysterious, but so bright you cannot look at it with the naked eye. Forever merged, Sirius and Remus, but forever hidden away from the light, their story too terrible to contemplate except in the gloomiest reaches of the night.



I chose this picture because of the NC-17 visual symbolism, so appropriate for this OTP.

Living In The 70s: Brighten Your Screens, Please

Here are our two heroes in their 70s clothes. Well, I had to make that the 1470s, for copyright reasons. But they do look sweet and loving, don’t they? If you can see them. The heat of their passion nearly broke the scanner.



There’s Remus in his pretty dress being tied to a tree for some fun and games by Sirius (who else?) in the rakish hat. Beats a cardigan, though Remus is wearing something that looks suspiciously like a medieval version of the dreaded garment. No tank tops here, though. Not quite.

Seriously Underage Sex



Wicked Sirius Black is seducing Little Match Boy Remus Lupin with promises of chocolate and pleasurable sensations. Not that Remus is struggling very much. He totally adores Sirius’s strong, boyish arm around his neck, and in many other places too, no doubt. Don’t be fooled by that look of innocence on his sweet face.

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minnow_53:

humour, non_fic_r/s, crack, backdated

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