Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse? (One Shot)
Title: Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse? (One Shot)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lee Taemin x Choi Minjung
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Drabble, Comedy
Warnings: Het!2MIN/Genderswitch - Girl!Minho: Minjung! CHEESY-NESS! XD
Summary: A hairsplitting argument will lead into an everlasting cheesy-ness. XD
Written based on the Author’s POV
Actually, there was a series of this fic and I’m still thinking if I’ll continue it or not. So basically, this was just a segment so sorry for the randomness. Haha. And I used Choi Minho’s girl name coz I suck at giving names. XD So it ended up into a 2min fanfic... I’m really sorry… My first time to write! Please enjoy! :)
“Yeobo, don’t you think it’s too plain for us to just call each other like this?”
“Erm.. What do you mean?!”
“THIS!”
“Where? Wha-What are you trying to actually pull?!”
The temperamental Minjung just hissed in irritation. There goes her Yeobo Taemin again with his dysfunctional common sense. “Aish, Yeobo, don’t be such a slow-ass! DX” She blatantly stated, not caring about the hurtful words she just uttered.
Taemin tilted his head to the side; jaws dropped. An indication that he’s in a total confusion. “HUH?!”
Minjung rolled her eyes. “Enough. You’re pissing me off already.” And she swiftly turned her back from Taemin. Taemin’s eyebrows furrowed as he struggled to decipher the things that just happened. “What?! Now, I’m pissing you off?!”
As much to his concerns, Minjung - his demanding queen yeoja, suddenly came up ‘again’ with her randomness, asking him about something (that requires a deep analysis), expecting him to have the same thoughts as her and immediately give her an answer without even a single hint thrown away from her mouth, and then in the end, she would just get pissed due to his slowness. It has always been the same routine to the both of them when it comes to these matters…..
“AH!”
…Well not anymore this time when he finally perceived the idea… SOMEHOW. DX
“AH! You don’t want this ‘Yeobo-Noona’ honorifics we are using!! Am I right?!”
Minjung nodded as response. “Finally,” she thought.
“I think… this is just… fine.” Taemin added.
OH CRAP.
.
.
.
*EXPLODES*
WHAT A GREAT ANSWER LEE TAEMIN. You almost saved your boat from sinking but stupidly, you forgot to paddle right after!
THANKS A LOT YO, COMMON SENSE. DX
Taemin instantly put his hand on his mouth. “OOPS.” He murmured.
UN-surprisingly, the temperamental Minjung had loosened up her patience. Her prosaic king (SLAVE) namja with a small brain like those of the chickens is unexpectedly good… in terms of stupidity!
Seriously, if he was not just being so cute at times like this, Minjung would not mind punishing him right away.
TAEMIN! MAY I PUNISH YOU NOW WITH MY KISS OF DEATH?!
Minjung heaved a sigh.
“Yah! If you want, let’s try babe, darling, honey or--” Taemin - oblivious to the fact that he’s not making any sense - broke the silence, preempting his queen to fume in anger.
Poor Taemin. XD
Minjung finally spoke, making a face. “EWW!! Come on, it’s so common!! It sounds obsolete you know!! I want other terms that are unique or roughly common to the public!”
“How about calling you Jakiya? If you… just want…” Taemin tried to propose.
Minjung heaved another sigh, a deeeeeeep one. “Tsch. Aish… I don’t want to be called Jakiya either because it’s vintage.” She lowered down her tone with that statement. After all, Taemin’s still her loved one, so she doesn’t wanna make him feel degraded or humiliated. Taemin - though being so dumb sometimes, noticed her instant renege.
“Okay. So… what now? Do you have any ideas there already? Because I just don’t think that I could help you out with my poor thinking skills…”
“Hmm… Anyway, I remember that Onew-oppa and Gwiboon-unni used to call each other before as Donald Duck and Daisy Duck, while you and Minho-oppa--”
“Yah! Stop! That was just for fun! We weren’t real couples, you know right?!” Taemin shouted at the top of his lungs, apparently dreaded for the shameful revelation.
“You certainly are serious about this huh, Noona?” Taemin diverted.
Minjung grinned devilishly. “I demand you to stop calling me Noona from now on. Kekeke~”
“W-woah. Alrighty, seems you have the idea out there already. Spill it out.”
“How about Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse?! It’s unique right?” Minjung proudly said; excitement is seen throughout her face. But… the other half was seemingly uninterested. XD
“If I know, that was just derived from Onew-hyung and Gwiboon-noona’s.”
“NO! It’s not!” Minjung boasted. “I mean, DUH! They are entirely different!”
“HOW?!” Taemin questioned at what he thinks a “second-rated” idea of his queen.
“I’ll be your Mickey Mouse…and you - you’ll be my Minnie Mouse.”
.
.
.
PPFFFTTTT! WHAT????
Taemin was taken aback by the idea. He almost fell down from the couch. “EH?!! Shouldn’t it be ME who must be Mickey because, remember, I’m the man here?!! HELLOOO~~??!!”
“Yah so. But between the two of us, it’s always ME who acts more manly, like being the first mover, the protector… you know, a man that practically does. While you - you were more on the womanly side because you’re so soft, innocent and pure~ and besides, you were regarded as Taeminnie or Minnie, so I guess, Minnie Mouse suits you well more than I do.” Minjung explained all the possible details that she could spill out, nonsense details - that is. Well… she was trying to persuade Taemin and change his decisions. But…much to her surprise, Taemin wasn’t taking the same aspect as she was. If it was just a persuasion for her, it was mortification for Taemin. She was like degrading him hypothetically.
“So, you were saying that I am vulnerable and irresponsible, weren’t you?” Taemin retorted. His words were stiff and bitter, enough to make Minjung startled.
For Taemin to say such things, two possible things might have occurred: (1) he was either lost in the proper mood - the lighter side, or (2) he’s tender ego got triggered - the heavier side. Minjung has to consider both, but, being relaxed she was, she took the lighter side instead.
“Why the sudden mood swings?” Minjung carelessly asked.
“…”
OOPS.
And Taemin stood up from where he was seated. He did not like it, so, he decided to leave. He was about to leave the room when Minjung abruptly dragged him down to the couch by hugging him tightly around his waist from his behind. Taemin almost collapsed with a great force. Well, his queen obviously wanted to make it up to him by doing that horrid action… -_-
Minjung put her chin to his left shoulder. “Just where you think you are going? You’re not gonna leave me alone Minnie.”
Taemin slowly removed her arms from hugging. “This is why I was more on the womanly side… because you don’t know how to play hard-to-get like I do, right?”
“PFFFFHAHAHA!!” Minjung laughed hysterically. “Oh Mini-Miney-Minnie. Of course not! I wasn’t trying to degrade you. I was just persuading you, that’s all!” And it was as if Minjung was a mind reader, she immediately knew what the problem was in a short span of time, unlike Taemin who will take forever if something wasn’t as clear as water like this happened.
“Yah right. I’m not taking that into my consideration.” He retorted.
“Sensitivity overpowered your emotions again, Minnie.”
“You’re the one to talk. Coz hell yeah, you’re so tough, so tough like titanium, the hardest form of steel and blah blah blah!” Taemin was starting to act like a child again.
“BLIMEY TAEMINNIE!!” Minjung tickled him until he finally burst into laughter and eventually withdraw his honor.
“Yah! Stop that! I’m ticklish!”
“So, am I now forgiven?”
Taemin crinkled his nose. “No. Do me a favor first.”
Minjung smugged. “Anything for you, my king. (SLAVE 8D)” She spelled “SLAVE” in her mind.
“Do anything to for me to forgive you. BUT THIS TIME, NO SKINSHIP ALLOWED!” Taemin bargained.
“WHAATTT?!?!!!” Minjung popped her eyes out.
“Obey my rules or I won’t forgive you?” Taemin stuck out her tongue. “MERONG~!”
Minjung made an “I-am-not-allowed-to-kiss-you-yet?” face.
Taemin in return did a “later-okay?” face.
Aigoo. These lovebirds. XD
So, with the agreement that has been set, (and with their talking faces that have dealt 8D), Minjung decided to entertain her slave king by using her secret weapon - her “AEGYONESS-ISM ASDFGHJKL!!! XD” To begin with, she went across the table and left Taemin sitting alone on the couch. She first dealt with the aegyo expressions. She pouted her lips so bad and puffed her cheeks so hard, trying to look like a 5-year-old child who asks for a chocolate ice cream with an additional balloon. DX Next is the aegyo actions. She just put her both hands to cup her cheeks then she sat down against the carpeted floor - Indian style. DX Then last, the aegyo words. She modulated her voice into a high-pitched tone to add more elements. DX “Lee Taemin, am I forgiven nowwwww?!” - that is. XD
And that’s all folks! Her “AEGYONESS-ISM ASDFGHJKL!!! XD” thingy!! Her deadly (yes, literally deadly) EPIC FAIL SECRET WEAPON!!!
RAWRRRR!!! XD
“PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD” Taemin laughed so loud that he could almost break the walls. The queen definitely doesn’t know how to do aegyo like her namja does. Oh well. XD
“PUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD AIGOO!!! AIGOO... Now you’re forgiven!” Taemin said, still laughing.
“Minnie~~” Minjung was being mishy-mushy as she neared Taemin to kiss him when suddenly, Taemin made a remark.
“Hey! You’re really unfair! You see, you didn’t even say sorry to me and yet I’m forgiving you! UNFAIR!!!” He pouted, unintentionally doing the proper aegyo.
“Well, that’s not my problem.” Minjung attempted to kiss him again but was neglected as Taemin made another remark.
“AISH! You should be Minnie Mouse, MEANNIE MOUSE because you’re MEAN MEAN-JUNG-NOONA!”
“Hey, Minnie Mouse isn’t a mean character, so I’m giving you the honor of that title. Kekeke~” Minjung inclined her face to kiss him again but Taemin made another remark all over again and again for heaven’s sake!
“Fine! I’ve never won in any of our arguments you hairsplitter! So tell me more reasons why I should let you carry the name of Mickey Mouse, well in fact, he’s also one of my favorite characters and that I shouldn’t let this happen!”
“Because I also had this nickname before. Mickjung - that is.” Minjung said in embarrassment as she set aside her actions of kissing Taemin for a while.
“SO?!”
“Mickjung - Mickey. :D”
EHHH?? =_=
“And so?! What’s the relevance with the scenario?” Taemin refracted his eyes.
“We do have resemblance in terms of the name, just like yours.” Minjung pointed out.
“That’s a weak point of view then.”
“Are you saying that my idea is a trash?!”
“You said it so.” Taemin teased, rolling his eyes to the side.
“FINE!!!!!” Minjung was starting to lose to her temper, like, for the nth time now.
“NAH! Just joking!” Taemin surrendered.
“Seriously Taeminnie, you liked it, didn’t you?” Minjung hoped for a nice answer.
“Well, at first, I was like WTF?! I kinda find it frenetically awkward. But when I have the inner views, I suddenly thought that it’s… cute… and perfect for us.”
YEEEE!!! Minjung squealed in her mind.
Minjung grabbed his chin and whispered to his lips. “Just like how perfect you are to me.”
WAAAA SO CHEESY!!! XDDDDD
Being the first mover she was; she wasn’t fond of wasting time. She swiftly gave a sweet peck on Taemin’s lips that automatically send shivers down the boy’s spine.
“H-hey… That was fast…” Taemin blurted out as he blushed in his reddest red. He then quickly covered his mouth with his hand to hide his discontentment.
Minjung, being a “thoughtful” yeoja she was, clearly understood that his slave king wanted more so she removed his hand and she gave him a long sloppy kiss so that he would stop complaining.
When they broke from the kiss, they both chuckled sheepishly as they muttered their stands to each other.
“I love you Mickey Mouse.”
“I love you too, Minnie Mouse.”
-End-
Author’s note: This one is sooo random. XD Okay bye! Comments are loved. XD
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lee Taemin x Choi Minjung
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Drabble, Comedy
Warnings: Het!2MIN/Genderswitch - Girl!Minho: Minjung! CHEESY-NESS! XD
Summary: A hairsplitting argument will lead into an everlasting cheesy-ness. XD
Written based on the Author’s POV
Actually, there was a series of this fic and I’m still thinking if I’ll continue it or not. So basically, this was just a segment so sorry for the randomness. Haha. And I used Choi Minho’s girl name coz I suck at giving names. XD So it ended up into a 2min fanfic... I’m really sorry… My first time to write! Please enjoy! :)
“Yeobo, don’t you think it’s too plain for us to just call each other like this?”
“Erm.. What do you mean?!”
“THIS!”
“Where? Wha-What are you trying to actually pull?!”
The temperamental Minjung just hissed in irritation. There goes her Yeobo Taemin again with his dysfunctional common sense. “Aish, Yeobo, don’t be such a slow-ass! DX” She blatantly stated, not caring about the hurtful words she just uttered.
Taemin tilted his head to the side; jaws dropped. An indication that he’s in a total confusion. “HUH?!”
Minjung rolled her eyes. “Enough. You’re pissing me off already.” And she swiftly turned her back from Taemin. Taemin’s eyebrows furrowed as he struggled to decipher the things that just happened. “What?! Now, I’m pissing you off?!”
As much to his concerns, Minjung - his demanding queen yeoja, suddenly came up ‘again’ with her randomness, asking him about something (that requires a deep analysis), expecting him to have the same thoughts as her and immediately give her an answer without even a single hint thrown away from her mouth, and then in the end, she would just get pissed due to his slowness. It has always been the same routine to the both of them when it comes to these matters…..
“AH!”
…Well not anymore this time when he finally perceived the idea… SOMEHOW. DX
“AH! You don’t want this ‘Yeobo-Noona’ honorifics we are using!! Am I right?!”
Minjung nodded as response. “Finally,” she thought.
“I think… this is just… fine.” Taemin added.
OH CRAP.
.
.
.
*EXPLODES*
WHAT A GREAT ANSWER LEE TAEMIN. You almost saved your boat from sinking but stupidly, you forgot to paddle right after!
THANKS A LOT YO, COMMON SENSE. DX
Taemin instantly put his hand on his mouth. “OOPS.” He murmured.
UN-surprisingly, the temperamental Minjung had loosened up her patience. Her prosaic king (SLAVE) namja with a small brain like those of the chickens is unexpectedly good… in terms of stupidity!
Seriously, if he was not just being so cute at times like this, Minjung would not mind punishing him right away.
TAEMIN! MAY I PUNISH YOU NOW WITH MY KISS OF DEATH?!
Minjung heaved a sigh.
“Yah! If you want, let’s try babe, darling, honey or--” Taemin - oblivious to the fact that he’s not making any sense - broke the silence, preempting his queen to fume in anger.
Poor Taemin. XD
Minjung finally spoke, making a face. “EWW!! Come on, it’s so common!! It sounds obsolete you know!! I want other terms that are unique or roughly common to the public!”
“How about calling you Jakiya? If you… just want…” Taemin tried to propose.
Minjung heaved another sigh, a deeeeeeep one. “Tsch. Aish… I don’t want to be called Jakiya either because it’s vintage.” She lowered down her tone with that statement. After all, Taemin’s still her loved one, so she doesn’t wanna make him feel degraded or humiliated. Taemin - though being so dumb sometimes, noticed her instant renege.
“Okay. So… what now? Do you have any ideas there already? Because I just don’t think that I could help you out with my poor thinking skills…”
“Hmm… Anyway, I remember that Onew-oppa and Gwiboon-unni used to call each other before as Donald Duck and Daisy Duck, while you and Minho-oppa--”
“Yah! Stop! That was just for fun! We weren’t real couples, you know right?!” Taemin shouted at the top of his lungs, apparently dreaded for the shameful revelation.
“You certainly are serious about this huh, Noona?” Taemin diverted.
Minjung grinned devilishly. “I demand you to stop calling me Noona from now on. Kekeke~”
“W-woah. Alrighty, seems you have the idea out there already. Spill it out.”
“How about Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse?! It’s unique right?” Minjung proudly said; excitement is seen throughout her face. But… the other half was seemingly uninterested. XD
“If I know, that was just derived from Onew-hyung and Gwiboon-noona’s.”
“NO! It’s not!” Minjung boasted. “I mean, DUH! They are entirely different!”
“HOW?!” Taemin questioned at what he thinks a “second-rated” idea of his queen.
“I’ll be your Mickey Mouse…and you - you’ll be my Minnie Mouse.”
.
.
.
PPFFFTTTT! WHAT????
Taemin was taken aback by the idea. He almost fell down from the couch. “EH?!! Shouldn’t it be ME who must be Mickey because, remember, I’m the man here?!! HELLOOO~~??!!”
“Yah so. But between the two of us, it’s always ME who acts more manly, like being the first mover, the protector… you know, a man that practically does. While you - you were more on the womanly side because you’re so soft, innocent and pure~ and besides, you were regarded as Taeminnie or Minnie, so I guess, Minnie Mouse suits you well more than I do.” Minjung explained all the possible details that she could spill out, nonsense details - that is. Well… she was trying to persuade Taemin and change his decisions. But…much to her surprise, Taemin wasn’t taking the same aspect as she was. If it was just a persuasion for her, it was mortification for Taemin. She was like degrading him hypothetically.
“So, you were saying that I am vulnerable and irresponsible, weren’t you?” Taemin retorted. His words were stiff and bitter, enough to make Minjung startled.
For Taemin to say such things, two possible things might have occurred: (1) he was either lost in the proper mood - the lighter side, or (2) he’s tender ego got triggered - the heavier side. Minjung has to consider both, but, being relaxed she was, she took the lighter side instead.
“Why the sudden mood swings?” Minjung carelessly asked.
“…”
OOPS.
And Taemin stood up from where he was seated. He did not like it, so, he decided to leave. He was about to leave the room when Minjung abruptly dragged him down to the couch by hugging him tightly around his waist from his behind. Taemin almost collapsed with a great force. Well, his queen obviously wanted to make it up to him by doing that horrid action… -_-
Minjung put her chin to his left shoulder. “Just where you think you are going? You’re not gonna leave me alone Minnie.”
Taemin slowly removed her arms from hugging. “This is why I was more on the womanly side… because you don’t know how to play hard-to-get like I do, right?”
“PFFFFHAHAHA!!” Minjung laughed hysterically. “Oh Mini-Miney-Minnie. Of course not! I wasn’t trying to degrade you. I was just persuading you, that’s all!” And it was as if Minjung was a mind reader, she immediately knew what the problem was in a short span of time, unlike Taemin who will take forever if something wasn’t as clear as water like this happened.
“Yah right. I’m not taking that into my consideration.” He retorted.
“Sensitivity overpowered your emotions again, Minnie.”
“You’re the one to talk. Coz hell yeah, you’re so tough, so tough like titanium, the hardest form of steel and blah blah blah!” Taemin was starting to act like a child again.
“BLIMEY TAEMINNIE!!” Minjung tickled him until he finally burst into laughter and eventually withdraw his honor.
“Yah! Stop that! I’m ticklish!”
“So, am I now forgiven?”
Taemin crinkled his nose. “No. Do me a favor first.”
Minjung smugged. “Anything for you, my king. (SLAVE 8D)” She spelled “SLAVE” in her mind.
“Do anything to for me to forgive you. BUT THIS TIME, NO SKINSHIP ALLOWED!” Taemin bargained.
“WHAATTT?!?!!!” Minjung popped her eyes out.
“Obey my rules or I won’t forgive you?” Taemin stuck out her tongue. “MERONG~!”
Minjung made an “I-am-not-allowed-to-kiss-you-yet?” face.
Taemin in return did a “later-okay?” face.
Aigoo. These lovebirds. XD
So, with the agreement that has been set, (and with their talking faces that have dealt 8D), Minjung decided to entertain her slave king by using her secret weapon - her “AEGYONESS-ISM ASDFGHJKL!!! XD” To begin with, she went across the table and left Taemin sitting alone on the couch. She first dealt with the aegyo expressions. She pouted her lips so bad and puffed her cheeks so hard, trying to look like a 5-year-old child who asks for a chocolate ice cream with an additional balloon. DX Next is the aegyo actions. She just put her both hands to cup her cheeks then she sat down against the carpeted floor - Indian style. DX Then last, the aegyo words. She modulated her voice into a high-pitched tone to add more elements. DX “Lee Taemin, am I forgiven nowwwww?!” - that is. XD
And that’s all folks! Her “AEGYONESS-ISM ASDFGHJKL!!! XD” thingy!! Her deadly (yes, literally deadly) EPIC FAIL SECRET WEAPON!!!
RAWRRRR!!! XD
“PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD” Taemin laughed so loud that he could almost break the walls. The queen definitely doesn’t know how to do aegyo like her namja does. Oh well. XD
“PUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD AIGOO!!! AIGOO... Now you’re forgiven!” Taemin said, still laughing.
“Minnie~~” Minjung was being mishy-mushy as she neared Taemin to kiss him when suddenly, Taemin made a remark.
“Hey! You’re really unfair! You see, you didn’t even say sorry to me and yet I’m forgiving you! UNFAIR!!!” He pouted, unintentionally doing the proper aegyo.
“Well, that’s not my problem.” Minjung attempted to kiss him again but was neglected as Taemin made another remark.
“AISH! You should be Minnie Mouse, MEANNIE MOUSE because you’re MEAN MEAN-JUNG-NOONA!”
“Hey, Minnie Mouse isn’t a mean character, so I’m giving you the honor of that title. Kekeke~” Minjung inclined her face to kiss him again but Taemin made another remark all over again and again for heaven’s sake!
“Fine! I’ve never won in any of our arguments you hairsplitter! So tell me more reasons why I should let you carry the name of Mickey Mouse, well in fact, he’s also one of my favorite characters and that I shouldn’t let this happen!”
“Because I also had this nickname before. Mickjung - that is.” Minjung said in embarrassment as she set aside her actions of kissing Taemin for a while.
“SO?!”
“Mickjung - Mickey. :D”
EHHH?? =_=
“And so?! What’s the relevance with the scenario?” Taemin refracted his eyes.
“We do have resemblance in terms of the name, just like yours.” Minjung pointed out.
“That’s a weak point of view then.”
“Are you saying that my idea is a trash?!”
“You said it so.” Taemin teased, rolling his eyes to the side.
“FINE!!!!!” Minjung was starting to lose to her temper, like, for the nth time now.
“NAH! Just joking!” Taemin surrendered.
“Seriously Taeminnie, you liked it, didn’t you?” Minjung hoped for a nice answer.
“Well, at first, I was like WTF?! I kinda find it frenetically awkward. But when I have the inner views, I suddenly thought that it’s… cute… and perfect for us.”
YEEEE!!! Minjung squealed in her mind.
Minjung grabbed his chin and whispered to his lips. “Just like how perfect you are to me.”
WAAAA SO CHEESY!!! XDDDDD
Being the first mover she was; she wasn’t fond of wasting time. She swiftly gave a sweet peck on Taemin’s lips that automatically send shivers down the boy’s spine.
“H-hey… That was fast…” Taemin blurted out as he blushed in his reddest red. He then quickly covered his mouth with his hand to hide his discontentment.
Minjung, being a “thoughtful” yeoja she was, clearly understood that his slave king wanted more so she removed his hand and she gave him a long sloppy kiss so that he would stop complaining.
When they broke from the kiss, they both chuckled sheepishly as they muttered their stands to each other.
“I love you Mickey Mouse.”
“I love you too, Minnie Mouse.”
-End-
Author’s note: This one is sooo random. XD Okay bye! Comments are loved. XD