SANTA KNOWS I'M A REAL PLAYER!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole minnasae's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for minnasae (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, minnasae (-5000 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November minnasae and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5045 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Minnasae