The Poop Diaries..Chapter One
I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that changing the cat's litter box is one of the most hated and disgusting parts of being a cat owner! Because of that, I don't change it as often as I should and I wound up having a full litter box to change. I decided instead of scooping out shit for eternity I would just dump the whole thing into a trash bag! We keep the box in our closet because I hate having it in plain site but the downside to hiding it is that it's in tight quarters and not so easy to maneuver around.
So I got it all dumped into the bag and it was pretty heavy so I was carrying it a little to my side when it got caught on a hanger on the bottom corner of the bag......OH NO!!! the litter started falling out and I attempted to pull the bottom of the bag up to my chest to save it from falling out....when I did that all the of the sudden the entire bottom of the bag gave out and all the cat shit and piss clumps and litter went everywhere!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I had poop inside my bra and the worst of all was that the majority of it fell into my makeup box!! I just sat on the floor and gave up....how will I ever get all this cleaned up?? How can I get it out of all my makeup brushes and lipsticks...some of my lipsticks don't have lids because I lost them somehow over time.
If you see me soon....it is very possible that I am wearing cat shit on my face.
So I got it all dumped into the bag and it was pretty heavy so I was carrying it a little to my side when it got caught on a hanger on the bottom corner of the bag......OH NO!!! the litter started falling out and I attempted to pull the bottom of the bag up to my chest to save it from falling out....when I did that all the of the sudden the entire bottom of the bag gave out and all the cat shit and piss clumps and litter went everywhere!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I had poop inside my bra and the worst of all was that the majority of it fell into my makeup box!! I just sat on the floor and gave up....how will I ever get all this cleaned up?? How can I get it out of all my makeup brushes and lipsticks...some of my lipsticks don't have lids because I lost them somehow over time.
If you see me soon....it is very possible that I am wearing cat shit on my face.