Sex should NEVER involve the cat.......
There are things that happen in life that leave you traumatized and curled up in a ball in the corner in need of a drink and a straight jacket.....this is one of those events.
A while back the hubby and I decided to get a little love makin in so we hopped in the sack and started in on the fun. I've never been a fan of having pets around during our alone time but they usually don't stick around for the show long anyway so we never thought too much about it. So, we are getting into it and the hubby starts looking a little giggly and I'm like oooookkkkk?? Something was tickling his ass whilst he was giving me the ole heave ho and as soon as he realized my hands were no where near his butt he turns his head back and in horror realized the cat had decided to come in for a closer view and is now sniffing his ass and giving him whisker kisses.......we both screamed bloody murder......needless to say sexy time was OVER and the cat has been banished from bedroom time.
Note to self...hubby like his ass tickled..but not by the cat.
A while back the hubby and I decided to get a little love makin in so we hopped in the sack and started in on the fun. I've never been a fan of having pets around during our alone time but they usually don't stick around for the show long anyway so we never thought too much about it. So, we are getting into it and the hubby starts looking a little giggly and I'm like oooookkkkk?? Something was tickling his ass whilst he was giving me the ole heave ho and as soon as he realized my hands were no where near his butt he turns his head back and in horror realized the cat had decided to come in for a closer view and is now sniffing his ass and giving him whisker kisses.......we both screamed bloody murder......needless to say sexy time was OVER and the cat has been banished from bedroom time.
Note to self...hubby like his ass tickled..but not by the cat.