See, I knew there's be a meme sooner or later: Put your music on random, and use the song that comes up. No cheating.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
Before You Were Born - Toad the Wet Sprocket
...I’m gonna call that one a ‘no,’ I think.
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Tend My Garden - James Gang
um... not sure what to make of this one.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
Rain in the Summertime - the Alarm
...what is this I don’t even?
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Brand New Day - Dr. Horrible
Actually, I’m not feeling anywhere near this homicidal-ragey. XD
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
I guess my life’s purpose is to boogie down, then.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
See the World - Gomez
And we have the first one that really feels appropriate.
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Furr - Blitzen Trapper
...er. I guess bits of it work?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Keep Me Turning - Pete Townshend & Ronnie Lane
“Don’t you leave me till the very last.” Yeah, I can see that.
WHAT IS 2+2?
Kodachrome - Paul Simon
2 + 2 = pretty pretty pictures?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
POV Waltz - Harry Nilsson
All things considered... not too bad of a fit.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Only Living Boy in New York - Simon & Garfunkel
...this one is actually kind of hilarious for several-years-old reasons. And a little fitting.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Across the Universe - the Beatles
Well, I guess it works, in a way.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hold Your Head Up - Argent
More confident. Hell yes.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Soul Love - David Bowie
ahahahahahahahahaha. Yes and no.
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Call and Answer - Barenaked Ladies
While the chorus works, I would not use this as a wedding-dance song, since it’s not about a healthy relationship.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
...I can work with that. XD
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Roy Walker - Belle & Sebastian
...my hobby is definitely not insomnia, and I’m not sure where else to take this one. XD
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Anonanimal - Andrew Bird
I’m trying not to be stuck where I am. Some days it works better than others.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I’ve Been Waiting - Matthew Sweet
This would be a far better ‘person you like’ song, really.
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
La Costa Brava - Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
...er. In terms of getting into a rut, yes, but the song’s about getting *out* of said rut. Meme, you confuse me.
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Souverian - Andrew Bird
...all I’ve got is the constant fire imagery. Whiiiiich I hope is wrong.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Everything Old is New Again - Barenaked Ladies
I’ve let some people get away from me that I shouldn’t have.
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Life is a Carnival - the Band
Having a good time! That works!
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Die in LA - the Animators
...okay yeah, the thought of things crashing and burning. I can follow that.
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Sunshine - Jonathan Edwards
I’m taking this as a ‘yes, though someone’s not going to be happy about it - but screw them because I WILL.’ I can get behind that.
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s - Deep Blue Something
So we either have a relationship crumbling (yes) or... old movies starring Audrey Hepburn (not so much).
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Dawning is the Day - the Moody Blues
Yes. And apparently they’re trying to find me. (So say the lyrics! XD)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Relay - the Who
Various communication fails on my part.
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Everything Bounces - the Stalking Horses
Funny thing is, this one’s about moving past what hurts. So maybe... trying to find a place to do that?