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so today matt and i were driving to the mall (the worst mall ever
besides yorktown and ford city and...ok it's probably not the worst
mall, but chicago ridge mall is pretty bad), and we were going down
111th to ridgeland and we come to a stoplight and this huge black SUV
pulls up next to us and this HUGELY dorky guy driving it is like "HEY!
HEY YOU! WHY IS THE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER?"
at this point in the story i must explain that i have a "worst president ever" sticker on the back of my car, and the W is like...the W the use when they write George W. Bush....so yeah you get it....im not a bumper sticker type person and i think they're really lame and everything but i thought the sticker was witty, and my dad bought about 12 of them offline and was like WANT ONE ON YOUR CAR? DO YA? so im like....sure why not. it made him happy. and its not like i disagree with it.
so back to the story. this guy is like, harassing me and he has the worst, most obnoxious smirk on his face, and he looks kind of like dennis quaid, except dorkeir and with some khaki colored hat on. he was about 40. and im refusing to respond to him, and im messing with my ipod and im trying to block him out of my head. but hes like, YELLING and laughing and trying to act like a wise-ass and like he's going to outsmart me. and hes like "ITS BECAUSE HE'S AGAINST ABORTION, ISN'T IT?" and im like "yeah, because that's the only thing i care about." and he goes "OH ITS THE WAR, ISNT IT?!?!?! YOU DONT LIKE THE WAR, DO YOU?" and im like smirking back at him and i turn away again. and he just keeps going and harassing me while we're just sitting there trying to ignore him, because at this point its kind of creepy and he wont leave us alone. its not like he tried to be a wise ass and i didnt respond so he gave up. it just kept going and going. so im like "sir, i don't have to defend my vote to you." and hes like "IM NOT ASKING YOU TO! HEHEHHEEHEHEHEHHE HOHOHOHOHO BUT TELL ME WHY WHY WHY HWY TELL ME TELL ME EHHH IM A COCKSUCKER I LIKE COCKS IN MY MOUTH EHHHHH LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUGE CAR I GET FOUR MILES TO THE GALLON I LIKE GOLFING I LIKE PICKING ON POLITICALLY AWARE 19 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE I THINK MY GEORGE BUSH ARGUMENT IS FLAWLESS" and finally the light turns green and i turn right and i see in my rearview mirror that this asshole is on his fucking cellphone already. that means he fucking called one of his golfing buddies up immediately after his little fiasco so that he could be all "YEAH MITCH, I TOTALLY KICKED THEIR ASSES. THESE STUPID KIDS DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HATE BUSH. ITS BECAUSE THE MTVS ARE TELLING THEM TO! IM SUCH A WISE-ASS! I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW WHERE I ACT LIKE A TOOL AND NOBODY LAUGHS BECAUSE IM A COCK SUCKER."
and immediately afterward i was really mad at myself that i didnt say anything, but now im thinking about it and i was totally right. who the fuck does that? i know you're thinking "but brittney, thats what you're asking for when you have a political bumper sticker." and i say to you that your argument is retarded because i think its common sense not to stick your fucking huge head out your fucking SUV window to try to pick on people twenty years younger than you just so you feel reassured that you voted the right way. i don't care what he did, and im not scared by it and sure, he had a right to do that, but it still makes him a giant asshole prick with no life. i guess that i would have liked to think that just because you vote for bush, it doesnt mean youre necessarily a total shit head, but these people continue to prove me wrong every day.
so anyway....
matt bought me a shirt today!
he's the bestest boyfriend in the whole world and hes better than your boyfriend. and he has a 12 inch cock. and once he wrestled a bear and won.
at this point in the story i must explain that i have a "worst president ever" sticker on the back of my car, and the W is like...the W the use when they write George W. Bush....so yeah you get it....im not a bumper sticker type person and i think they're really lame and everything but i thought the sticker was witty, and my dad bought about 12 of them offline and was like WANT ONE ON YOUR CAR? DO YA? so im like....sure why not. it made him happy. and its not like i disagree with it.
so back to the story. this guy is like, harassing me and he has the worst, most obnoxious smirk on his face, and he looks kind of like dennis quaid, except dorkeir and with some khaki colored hat on. he was about 40. and im refusing to respond to him, and im messing with my ipod and im trying to block him out of my head. but hes like, YELLING and laughing and trying to act like a wise-ass and like he's going to outsmart me. and hes like "ITS BECAUSE HE'S AGAINST ABORTION, ISN'T IT?" and im like "yeah, because that's the only thing i care about." and he goes "OH ITS THE WAR, ISNT IT?!?!?! YOU DONT LIKE THE WAR, DO YOU?" and im like smirking back at him and i turn away again. and he just keeps going and harassing me while we're just sitting there trying to ignore him, because at this point its kind of creepy and he wont leave us alone. its not like he tried to be a wise ass and i didnt respond so he gave up. it just kept going and going. so im like "sir, i don't have to defend my vote to you." and hes like "IM NOT ASKING YOU TO! HEHEHHEEHEHEHEHHE HOHOHOHOHO BUT TELL ME WHY WHY WHY HWY TELL ME TELL ME EHHH IM A COCKSUCKER I LIKE COCKS IN MY MOUTH EHHHHH LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUGE CAR I GET FOUR MILES TO THE GALLON I LIKE GOLFING I LIKE PICKING ON POLITICALLY AWARE 19 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE I THINK MY GEORGE BUSH ARGUMENT IS FLAWLESS" and finally the light turns green and i turn right and i see in my rearview mirror that this asshole is on his fucking cellphone already. that means he fucking called one of his golfing buddies up immediately after his little fiasco so that he could be all "YEAH MITCH, I TOTALLY KICKED THEIR ASSES. THESE STUPID KIDS DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HATE BUSH. ITS BECAUSE THE MTVS ARE TELLING THEM TO! IM SUCH A WISE-ASS! I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW WHERE I ACT LIKE A TOOL AND NOBODY LAUGHS BECAUSE IM A COCK SUCKER."
and immediately afterward i was really mad at myself that i didnt say anything, but now im thinking about it and i was totally right. who the fuck does that? i know you're thinking "but brittney, thats what you're asking for when you have a political bumper sticker." and i say to you that your argument is retarded because i think its common sense not to stick your fucking huge head out your fucking SUV window to try to pick on people twenty years younger than you just so you feel reassured that you voted the right way. i don't care what he did, and im not scared by it and sure, he had a right to do that, but it still makes him a giant asshole prick with no life. i guess that i would have liked to think that just because you vote for bush, it doesnt mean youre necessarily a total shit head, but these people continue to prove me wrong every day.
so anyway....
matt bought me a shirt today!
he's the bestest boyfriend in the whole world and hes better than your boyfriend. and he has a 12 inch cock. and once he wrestled a bear and won.