yet another reason to be ashamed of our generation.
Good Charlotte
or Blink-182: holy shit. um…blink 182 has more nostalgic value since it reminds
me of junior high…but “lifestyles of the rich and famous” is damn fun to sing
along to. i'm gonna say blink 182 since they’re less easy to make fun of
(although “meet the barkers” gives good charlotte a run for their money).
Evanescence or Seether: jesus christ. what?
Marylin Manson or Godsmack: marilyn manson. easily.
Papa Roach or Slipknot: fuck my ass. this is horrible. slipknot is funnier. papa roach is just…theyre like the nu-metal version of 3 doors down. They’re so bad and boring and bland that you cant even make fun of them. slipknot on the other hand, is hysterical. with their silly little masks.
Slipknot or System of a down: im gonna say system of a crap, as we like to call it. they’re bad, but not THAT bad. mars volta is touring with them…what the fuck is going on with that? i would like to hear the new system of a down album, though. i heard its different.
Switchfoot or Saliva: SALIVA!??!?! WHAT??? FUCK ME. I CANT EVEN PICK. THIS IS HORRIBLE. this makes me want to take a shower.
Taking Back Sunday or Story of a year: ok….im gonna have to say taking back sunday.
Korn or Tears for Fears (Disturbed): SHIT. SHIT. ok when i FINALLY think i see a band that i actually would listen to (tears for fears), whoever made this puts fucking “disturbed” in parentheses. what the fuck? what does that mean? does that mean disturbed has taken on the name “tears for fears?” what the FUCK?
Linkin Park or Hoobastank: jesus christ in hell.
Hoobastank or Yellowcard: i love how whoever made this really thought they were getting me. like “so you thought it was easy to pick hoobastank over linkin park, BUT WHAT ABOUT HOOBASTANK VERSUS YELLOWCARD? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, PUNK?
The Rasmus or Bon Jovi: who the fuck is rasmus. it sounds like shitty. ill say bon jovi. ok so 14 year olds like bon jovi now? they look for music from the 80s to listen to and find the most massive steaming pile of shit amongst so many great bands? id rather they listen to…fucking…falco or something. jesus christ. i cant stop saying it. jesus christ.
Aerosmith or Bon Jovi: im gonna say aerosmith since “rocks” was a good album. even though steven tyler is satan.
Jet or Metallica: oh my god. wow. wow. they did it. Just when I thought the choices couldn’t get any worse, they take the two bands in the history of the world that i probably hate the most, and make me choose. im gonna say “fuck you” on this one.
Dashboard Confessional or Lostphrophets: uh.
Three Days Grace or Nirvana: how dare you, you little 14 year old piece of shit. How dare you throw nirvana in here.
Nirvana or Limp Bizkit: I just slit my wrists.
Hellogoodbye or Unwritten Law: i don’t even know who hellogoodbye is.
Will Smith or 50 Cent: HAHAHAHA dude, 50 cent represents the downfall of western civilization and has spawned a generation of retards, but will smith? come on. that’s just….thats just cute.
Lacuna Coil or Nightwish: blah bleh blah bloo blee? Who the fuck is this?
Brad Paisley or Big and Rich: um.
Alkaline Trio or Allister: i bet kids like allister because it sounds like hollister and that’s where all THE CUTEST CLOTHESIES EVER ARE! DUHH!!! LOL OMFG
Green Day or Simple Plan: um, im gonna say green day. don’t hold it against me.
Sum 41 or AFI: uh….wow. ill say AFI.
Blondie or Britney Spears: blondie.
Evanescence or Seether: jesus christ. what?
Marylin Manson or Godsmack: marilyn manson. easily.
Papa Roach or Slipknot: fuck my ass. this is horrible. slipknot is funnier. papa roach is just…theyre like the nu-metal version of 3 doors down. They’re so bad and boring and bland that you cant even make fun of them. slipknot on the other hand, is hysterical. with their silly little masks.
Slipknot or System of a down: im gonna say system of a crap, as we like to call it. they’re bad, but not THAT bad. mars volta is touring with them…what the fuck is going on with that? i would like to hear the new system of a down album, though. i heard its different.
Switchfoot or Saliva: SALIVA!??!?! WHAT??? FUCK ME. I CANT EVEN PICK. THIS IS HORRIBLE. this makes me want to take a shower.
Taking Back Sunday or Story of a year: ok….im gonna have to say taking back sunday.
Korn or Tears for Fears (Disturbed): SHIT. SHIT. ok when i FINALLY think i see a band that i actually would listen to (tears for fears), whoever made this puts fucking “disturbed” in parentheses. what the fuck? what does that mean? does that mean disturbed has taken on the name “tears for fears?” what the FUCK?
Linkin Park or Hoobastank: jesus christ in hell.
Hoobastank or Yellowcard: i love how whoever made this really thought they were getting me. like “so you thought it was easy to pick hoobastank over linkin park, BUT WHAT ABOUT HOOBASTANK VERSUS YELLOWCARD? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, PUNK?
The Rasmus or Bon Jovi: who the fuck is rasmus. it sounds like shitty. ill say bon jovi. ok so 14 year olds like bon jovi now? they look for music from the 80s to listen to and find the most massive steaming pile of shit amongst so many great bands? id rather they listen to…fucking…falco or something. jesus christ. i cant stop saying it. jesus christ.
Aerosmith or Bon Jovi: im gonna say aerosmith since “rocks” was a good album. even though steven tyler is satan.
Jet or Metallica: oh my god. wow. wow. they did it. Just when I thought the choices couldn’t get any worse, they take the two bands in the history of the world that i probably hate the most, and make me choose. im gonna say “fuck you” on this one.
Dashboard Confessional or Lostphrophets: uh.
Three Days Grace or Nirvana: how dare you, you little 14 year old piece of shit. How dare you throw nirvana in here.
Nirvana or Limp Bizkit: I just slit my wrists.
Hellogoodbye or Unwritten Law: i don’t even know who hellogoodbye is.
Will Smith or 50 Cent: HAHAHAHA dude, 50 cent represents the downfall of western civilization and has spawned a generation of retards, but will smith? come on. that’s just….thats just cute.
Lacuna Coil or Nightwish: blah bleh blah bloo blee? Who the fuck is this?
Brad Paisley or Big and Rich: um.
Alkaline Trio or Allister: i bet kids like allister because it sounds like hollister and that’s where all THE CUTEST CLOTHESIES EVER ARE! DUHH!!! LOL OMFG
Green Day or Simple Plan: um, im gonna say green day. don’t hold it against me.
Sum 41 or AFI: uh….wow. ill say AFI.
Blondie or Britney Spears: blondie.