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1. It's yes please and no thankyou
2. I fully understand your grunts and hand gestures, but I still wont acknowledge them.
3. It is counter productive to tell me that you are in a rush and that you'd like me to wrap your 6 foot spruce for you, when you are yourself a fully capable 35-year-old man who is clearly just a wussy.
4. Yes, it is hot enough for me.
5. No, we don't get too much of a breeze in here.
6. Furthermore, no I don't feel bad for you that you're out in this heat. There's air conditioning both in your house and in your car.
7. Generally, if you don't water it - it'll die.
8. Generally, if it's dead, you can't return it. (Unless it's a tree.)
9. In fact, as a follow-up to 8 - the return policy is on the back of your receipt so that you can read it and understand it before coming back to the store, therefore never having to be an asshole to the employee who couldn't care less about whatever it is that you didn't water and that died. Note also that you'll need the receipt to return anything that IS, in fact, returnable. This is a general rule EVERYWHERE. If you didn't know this, then maybe you should go out more.
10. If you're in a rush, then perhaps you should choose another day to garden.
But on a more positive note - it's only 11 days till my birthday!
2. I fully understand your grunts and hand gestures, but I still wont acknowledge them.
3. It is counter productive to tell me that you are in a rush and that you'd like me to wrap your 6 foot spruce for you, when you are yourself a fully capable 35-year-old man who is clearly just a wussy.
4. Yes, it is hot enough for me.
5. No, we don't get too much of a breeze in here.
6. Furthermore, no I don't feel bad for you that you're out in this heat. There's air conditioning both in your house and in your car.
7. Generally, if you don't water it - it'll die.
8. Generally, if it's dead, you can't return it. (Unless it's a tree.)
9. In fact, as a follow-up to 8 - the return policy is on the back of your receipt so that you can read it and understand it before coming back to the store, therefore never having to be an asshole to the employee who couldn't care less about whatever it is that you didn't water and that died. Note also that you'll need the receipt to return anything that IS, in fact, returnable. This is a general rule EVERYWHERE. If you didn't know this, then maybe you should go out more.
10. If you're in a rush, then perhaps you should choose another day to garden.
But on a more positive note - it's only 11 days till my birthday!