Seeking advice and help

Nov 19, 2006 22:52

Firstly this is going to be such a demanding entry that I apologise in advance, but I really need help on this lot:

1. Webcams. I'm going to get one, mainly because my friends Nigel and Luria have moved to Macau and want to watch me crumble before their very eyes. Lol. Does anyone know what makes a good one, what's reasonable to spend? Will it fix to the lid of my laptop or will I have to pile lots of books up and balance it precariously on a leftover sandwich crust in the vicinity?

2. Lazer printers. Same story really - what's good and what's not.

3. A photoshop question. Why does my text keep coming out all different sizes and look so rubbishy and amature. What the hell am I doing wrong, and am I right in thinking it has something to do with the original resolution of the icon picture? Where can I get those lovely little clear small fonts people use. How do I get the text outlined in different colours. Eeep! Help!

Here is something lovely - you probably don't know it, but I lost most of my mobility about 4 months ago - well I just got THIS!



Woo-Hoo! My very own mobility scooter, which from here on in will be refered to as "The Car". Isn't it beautiful? It does an absolutely amazing 8mph! Ok, so that's not much but I can drive it on the pavement as well as the road and you should watch those crazy pedestranians leap! It does about 15-18 miles on one charge too. Isn't it RED and Shiny. My dopey and lovely brother is getting me a GPS for it for Xmas would you believe? Cool as fuck. I'm gonna get a whippy arial with a jolly roger on it and an Ooogah horn. I've already crashed it once and I've had it just 2 days. Watch out South West Cornwall!

Oh and also I am now back on BROADBAND! I can now answer comments without the inevetable collapse halfway through composition and such. So big shiny yay on that.

Finally and with much embarrassment I must once again ask if some very kind soul would redesign my journal for me. I can't make head or tail of the instructions and I have a couple of pics I'd like it designed round. I just have no flipping idea where to start. I would of course, as well as being totally greatful, reward the person with some journal time or user pic space or whatever they fancied. If someone would contact me regarding design and such I will mail the pics and chat with you about layout and give password for you to fix me a new look. It's totally embarrasing - I'm sure my brain used to be better than this! *g*

Right, that's about the end of this begging entry - betcha sick I'm back now huh? Heh!

Lovvles to all from the Trog.
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