Muggle Election
Some of you will be voting in the Muggle elections tomorrow. With that in mind, their Prime Minister - a Mr Anthony Charles Lynton ('Tony') Blair - has asked me to say a few words on his behalf. Of course I have no intention of doing so. You are all quite capable of making your own decisions. In any case, I would consider it a personal favour if you voted Lib Dem instead: Tone is an old smugs, and Cherie is frankly unbearable (though to be fair, she does bear a pleasant resemblance to Mr Boot in the right light). The only thing I have to look forward to during our next meeting is the look on their faces when I've asked how many seats their party has lost.
Oh, and don't vote Tory just to prove you're young and cheeky. Put a safety pin through your nostril instead.
Oh, and don't vote Tory just to prove you're young and cheeky. Put a safety pin through your nostril instead.