New Professor

[minish_cap]

Well, Hogwarts seems to be a rather large place, and it also looks like it's nestled away in a large valley, away from the rest of civilization. Quite secluded, save for Hogsmeade... yes. besides, I'll be able to conduct research better here, what with the rarest books used in this school's restricted sectionListen up, Students of Hogwarts! I've

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Filtered to Vaati

[retorting_hat]

You.

Filtered to Ezlo

[minish_cap]

Yes...Me.

Really, Ezlo, you haven't changed one bit since I last saw you.

Filtered to Vaati

[retorting_hat]

You don't seem to have changed much either. Seeing as Headmaster Dumbledore hired you, I am assuming that you left traitorous thieving vermin off of your resume?

Filtered to Ezlo

[minish_cap]

Oh, I've changed. Not sure if you've heard already, but I'm considered to be the premier wizard on magical artifacts. I've written books, I've written my findings to journals. I've been keeping myself busy, you know, Ezlo. I've got quite a number of artifacts in my posession.

Also, I would preffer if you had a rather civil tongue than to say that I am a "traitorous thieving vermin". We both know that you got bested by my superior intellect when I was younger.

Filtered to Vaati

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I would expect nothing less. After all, you were MY apprentice.

Superior intellect?!? Is that what people like you call stealing someone's personal property while they're sleeping?

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[minish_cap]

Heh...

Anyhow, you actually made it rather easily accessible. Besides, you woke up and tried to stop me. That's the reason why you're the way you are today, Professor.

Filtered to Vaati

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Hmph...I should have been able to trust my apprentice of all people not to touch it. Although you learned my craft well, it would seem that you failed to absorb any sort of ethics from me.

Filtered to Ezlo

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NOT touch the cap? Are you out of your mind? It's very powerful magic one can do with it! I, for one, thought it the best artifact you created, ever. But, I had to take it and make it mine.

As for ethics... not like I need much of it anyway.

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It WAS the best artifact I ever created. You hardly deserve to have something so powerful in your possession.

You would do well to reconsider that, Vaati.

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[minish_cap]

Oh, I more than deserve it. I practically own it now, you see. Besides, I've gotten better and stronger.

As for that, we'll see.

Filtered to Vaati

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Better and stronger, you say? Only thanks to MY cap, I'm sure. And need I remind you that it is still rightfully MINE?

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[minish_cap]

How can you own a cap when you yourself ARE a cap?

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...................

Oh, the irony.

(Strike is illegible.))