Please be careful, Real Peter!!
Real Peter has broken his leg while skiing in Switzerland. I desperately want to break my own leg in sympathy, but Nikki won't let me. I thought surely one good smack with my sledgehammer would do it, but Nikki has taken away my sledgehammer to prevent me from carrying out my plan. She says I can wear a cast anyway, and she'll even make me an Orange one, but it's just not the same. What am I to do?