Jan 28, 2012 12:48
I am a girl who loves to fall into bed exhausted and with a sizable list of accomplishments for the day.
Thursday was not one of those days. I went to work at eight, then went back to sleep at ten. Skipped two classes (although that was calculated: I knew that if I went to Sociology I would fall asleep. I'd rather die than fall asleep in a class), worried some friends. I closed the blinds and slept for FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT. Had some fucked up dreams about Danny and some blonde bitch named Olivia. Is it a coincidence that I never met an Olivia that I liked? I think NOT.
That kind of thing is not supposed to happen to me.
P.S. Dear Drunken Hipsters,
The toilets aren't five feet away from the sinks. Please stop thinking that it's okay to barf where I brush my teeth.
kthnxbai