The Last of the Soviets ::le cackle:: AHAHAHAHA! ::trips:: SHIT.
Oh, my minions, it seems I have escaped the shackles of righteousness, and thus returned to my old ways of confoundery and impetuosity. That is why I am HERE instead of THERE. Here being Carly's journal, and There being my own. Yes, that is correct. I am indeed NOT Carly, but her beloved Master. I have crawled from my dusty diary of devilry to this...other one because I saw it fit to do so. In Soviet Russia, journal updates you. Haha! Best you all remember that next time, hm? ::takes a swig from her flask:: Ah, yes. The sweet taste of tyranny. It's like chewing broken glass. X3
Well, I suppose that is all I have to say for now. To all of Carly's friends I say Hello. Especially to Carly's Jyoo, who must ALWAYS keep in mind that I slept with her first. Three times. Shazzam. :3
And Dominique says Hello to all of you, too, because she is the coolest snake in the entire universe. You must all worship her and send her adorable mice to unhinge her jaws for. Yes. Yeeees. Do iiit. Or I will feed you to the 6 foot WIDE anaconda they say lives in South America. It doesn't. It lives under my house. His name is Matias and he speaks to me with a Spanish accent. BUT ONLY TO ME. He sends his love. Send your love back. Bitches.
So until next time, my comrades. (I love saying that!)
Comrade Rayne "I AM THE USSR" Mauvoisin
Well, I suppose that is all I have to say for now. To all of Carly's friends I say Hello. Especially to Carly's Jyoo, who must ALWAYS keep in mind that I slept with her first. Three times. Shazzam. :3
And Dominique says Hello to all of you, too, because she is the coolest snake in the entire universe. You must all worship her and send her adorable mice to unhinge her jaws for. Yes. Yeeees. Do iiit. Or I will feed you to the 6 foot WIDE anaconda they say lives in South America. It doesn't. It lives under my house. His name is Matias and he speaks to me with a Spanish accent. BUT ONLY TO ME. He sends his love. Send your love back. Bitches.
So until next time, my comrades. (I love saying that!)
Comrade Rayne "I AM THE USSR" Mauvoisin